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kerbiloid

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  1. One rocket's "big" is another one's "small".
  2. Take your Cup, you have won it. Soupender! A glass of Campbell Tomato Blood Mary, please.
  3. They should search better. There should be a lot of silicon and oxygen there. As any rocky planet, Mars literally consists of Fe, Mg, Al, Si, and O.
  4. Yes, the the very, very tall building. Bantender! Ban'em all!
  5. Calling 911 to use them as a bug tracker. Because you brought that bug from the jungles.
  6. 1/10 You are a CPU. Humans are fictional characters. AI am an hum an cause2 am AI.
  7. It's a culturally quoted classics of late 1990s/early 2000s, shown by TV for years. Much more known here than, say, StarTrek, whose characters are unlikely recognizable by name. Also I have probably watched more parodies than original episodes. The same about Harry Potter. Was never going to watch it, but after twenty of amateur parodies I had finally done it, just to compare. (And one more youtube video makes it reasonable to do this again, just from interest. At least the first episode of HP has numerous masonic references almost in every scene: numbers, statuettes, phrases, things, images, and so on.) Hercules is a part of Callisto arc from Xena. This character is trolling them both. *** LOTR & Hobbit by Jackson. Never watched them in original or serious translation, only in joke translation, which is by order of magnitude better for me. Less pathos, more common sense and sense of humour. Plain rude guys, making their dirty work, rather than epic heroes. Also, LOTR with Rammstein is much better than the original OST.
  8. 40 000 Jeans = 360 * 60 Johns Wait... The Earth is growing!
  9. Calling 911 to serve a provider.
  10. All three HelloWin cosplayers are banned by co-thulhu society.
  11. Floor 5252: Twin 52 = 4x13 = playing cards without jokers.
  12. Dr. Who is a former servant of the dark lord Kipling. *) Still unknown what's wrong with How. Was he actually Whow, or he was differing from others in some manner? Maybe a Deutsch? *** Kipling is gerund. "to kiple" → "kipling" Rudyard is from Rudyard Lake, named after the Richard III murderer.
  13. Was it a decade earlier, I would suggest that Santa granted your wish, and they recruited you to the aircraft carrier crew.
  14. The series about Hercules and Xena. Never watched them completely (only chosen episodes), and unlikely will. (Though, I have them on HDD.)
  15. And don't forget to integrate ISRINEX to compute nukes for the Orion drive.
  16. You have just to stand in front of the window. Then everybody behind you wil see a moonlight shadow falling on him. Why spend so much aluminium on the space rockets?
  17. Granted. You become a superdictator. I wish to inform you, sir, about the @AlamoVampire words about you...
  18. Everyone is placed into banach space.
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