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  1. kerbiloid
    Be a meson of two co-spinned quarks. As "murder" is action, and the actor is "murderer", then as cauldron is "boiler", is the cook "boilerer"?
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    Almost so, sahib. We call it hotel of Kali. Barista! I want some coffee. Please, call the coffista.
  3. kerbiloid
    Floor 5291: Gene and her silencer.
  4. kerbiloid
    Banned because the supper is sup-p-per!
  5. kerbiloid
    Banned for having eaten the apostrophes.
  6. kerbiloid
    Floor 5289: A sequinder boyfriend of the sequindress.
  7. kerbiloid
    The last little chance to pass the bottleneck.
  8. kerbiloid
    Floor 5287: Still trying to reach the end of the mushroom circle.
  9. kerbiloid
    No problem. Take this chili pepper and apply it to the horse nozzle. It will far go to Fargo. Pretender! That pretty bottle, please.
  10. kerbiloid
    Banned by Bane Gesserit for posting fake Spice Girls. Real ones should have eyes blue from Spice, and 1 litre bottles of water, and wear rubber cloaks and gas masks on a beach.
  11. kerbiloid
    Calling 911 because a mosquito is abusing you in the bathroom.
  12. kerbiloid
    As the altitude is abnormally low (46 km), so the attitude control is off. I just wonder, how could the V-2 aim even at London, rather than "somewhere behind the channel".
  13. kerbiloid
    I'd suggest a special prize for the Baikonur "tourists". As they are fond of space so much, a free suborbital travel back to home.
  14. kerbiloid
    Sorry, sir, but our food supply enterprise does not appreciate the intentionally genderized job names. Not "waitress", but " waiting person", please. Their duties are to wait while a sleepy customer is trying to read three lines in the menu and finally decide what they wish to order for their five dollars and twenty five cents. Hurrier! Yes, you. Hurry up, don't wait!
  15. kerbiloid
    Banned because on Dune any car is suSPICEious.
  16. kerbiloid
    Floor 5279: A hungry hangar in anger.
  17. kerbiloid
    One rocket's "big" is another one's "small".
  18. kerbiloid
    And they saw that it was good. Exactly that story.
  19. kerbiloid
    Banned for failed massbanning.
  20. kerbiloid
    Take your Cup, you have won it. Soupender! A glass of Campbell Tomato Blood Mary, please.
  21. kerbiloid
    Floor 5271: A Grognaktuan le-via-than.
  22. kerbiloid
    They should search better. There should be a lot of silicon and oxygen there. As any rocky planet, Mars literally consists of Fe, Mg, Al, Si, and O.
  23. kerbiloid
    Yes, the the very, very tall building. Bantender! Ban'em all!
  24. kerbiloid
    Calling 911 to use them as a bug tracker. Because you brought that bug from the jungles.
  25. kerbiloid
    Floor 5268: A coven with oven.
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