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A conspirological version. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balneotherapy https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stem_cell If the biotech experiments onboard of previously Mir and now ISS include the production of some mysterious goo, used for the world tops therapy, making them feel good in their 100 (and if it's the real reason of the NASA and Roscosmos pairing since far past, and that's why the perfomance with the destroyed Tselina sat didn't break it, but vice versa, strengthened, resulting into the counterpart's overseer, flying on every regular spaceship of both parties, and that's why the Raduga capsules had been replaced with Space Shuttles , then with Soyuzes, then with Dragons and Soyuzes, providng unbreakable international overnational chain of delivery from orbit to ground, and that's why the Shuttles started visiting Mir after the Priroda biotech module had started its doing, and that's why the Roerikhs' banner had been put in Priroda first short-term from operational start, then long-term until the Mir dismission), then it looks reasonable that the fancy hotel of Axiom is going to be launched asap, and start from the ISS extension, and the billionaires are expected to willingly risk their lives for a stupid entertainment. In this case, the Axiom may be actually not a hotel, but a therapeutical spa, requiring for some reasons the zero-g surrounding and/or something else (say, UV bath in that silly looking transparent cylinder); right next to the biotechnological mystery goo source. Of course, when you are 70+, the risk of 1:100 for such prize looks funny. In this case, nobody will deorbit the ISS, but it can be turned into the orbital object for the world elites, living and curing inside the Axiom modules. Also in this case the future ISS elimination is not a question, but a logical event, the covering of any traces. And thus no plans of its museumification are viable. This version btw gives to the ISS its unclear purpose of still lasting in the age of robots, and would also explain the NASA funding of the 1990s Russian space program. (The Russkies had a station with Priroda and mystery goo, the 'Muricans were having just shuttles, while mystery goo maybe needs months to grow.)

It's cheating to have many threads for basically the same.

Floor 5113/5134 wormhole.

Funsie-bansie ban for fun.

It's almost ready, sir. We are preparing Capsitron and Scrollitron. We are out of tar, waiting for the truck with it. Waiter! 502 Bad Waitaways, please.

"It's behind the Moon."

"Sith down, please."

Vocabulanned.

Floor 5130: Calling 911 to restore the floor numeration.

@Snark, did you get hungry during the middle of the night again? It was a quote, btw. I vote for Kraken.

It's Kraken. When it had home, it was living there. Now the homeless Kraken is trying to find its place in the world.

Because if leave it in any orbit, a century later the junk cleaners will be cursing those who left flying the unstable piece of toxic derelict garbage, so they have to risk for its disassembling and deorbiting. It won't be a memorial station, it will be a heap of metal scrap without decayed organic part, bending and moving here and there, where you have to crawl inside every former module.

Granted for brevity. I wish the "Like" daily limit was increased or disabled, as I'm out of them for today, while who knows, how long will the forum last for.

Depends. You can't sell Jar Jar to the slavers from Paradise, like I was doing to the nasty lamplighters. P.S. And to the nasty Tenpenners.

The hovercraft of my childhood, before I even knew about the Star Wars.

Both because. The monkey is sitting on the fan, and winding the soup with spoon clockwise because the fan is rotating clockwise. Bratender! Don't speak like a brat, be gentle.

Granted. You get married. It is your choice. I wish the Kerbals will survive the KSP-2 crysis.

What is really good about the Jedi Kids, is that they are were not invulnerable.

It's cheating to mention the Jedi Kids n this thread rather than in One Sentence thread.

Floor 5091: A caption on the wall: "While declaring every newpage, nobody has celebrated page #200. "

Calling 911 to say high.

It's a Campbell goo. Some believe, it's made of tomatoes. Waiter! Those huge tarts and candies, please.

Btw, as the interstellar Daedalus project was based on D+3He fusion into 4He + p, it means that both Daedauls and Starliner flight paths could be found by the traces of helium in space. Maybe that's why it's called Star Liner.

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