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We are going to test our space hotel for billionaires. So. who wants to be a billionaire?

Your cut onion, sir. Bartender! Pint o'borane, please. My lovely green fairy.

Nobody was taking commercials posters off the walls of sinking Titanic.

I believe, both stranded-in-sky astronauts enjoy their unplanned vacation and overtime salary.

To stop ISS from orbiting they need dV = 7.9 km/s, M ~480 t. To make it falling slow until reaching the buoyancy altitude, a vertical set of engines should be providing ~480 tf of thrust. So, a set of 12 NERVAs (40 tf) could do this, if mount them convertiplanenically.

Banned for IT feeling good.

Banned for ban a-voiding.

The famous Soviet/Russian sci-fi writer Kir Bulychyov (known for his Adventures of Alice) had a novel 18 times, where the developed civilisation totally polluted its world, and killed the ecology, but happily discovered the time travels, and evacuated back into the past, where the nature is still alive and fruiting. Though, the then-future "present" stays polluted, so once they have reached the poisoned time, they have to jump back again, to the more distant past. They kept doing it 18 times, until they reached the primordial ocean with invertebrates and algae. (And at this time their representative asked the humans to help with invertebrate cooking or so.) So, we can also use time portals to move our wastes either to the Carboniferous, when the coal deposits were actively forming, and it was anyway warm, or to the far future, when the Earth has already become another Venus, so things can't get worse. Basically, we need 300 mln years to any direction. This raises a question: aren't the coal and oil deposits made of the future human carbon wastes thrown back in time.

Just open a door to another multiverse instance of the Earth and its universe, and drop all your heat, gas, and water wastes there. Thus, you will be having starwaresque plane-sized interstellar spaceships for the cost of global warming, air pollution, and ocean acidation in their world (but who cares?). Wait... All of that had begun simultaneously with the SW and ST franchises... It can't be... Are we that "another Earth" used for wastes from there?

Banned for the nutrition provocation.

Hip Hop is not cheating, it a zombie music, zombuzic.

Banned for consuming various suspiciously looking substances from non-humanoid cuisine.

Vegang Vegangster Self-explaining. Vegun Kind of

Calling 911 because you can see vegans with veguns.

Granted. You still have another orbit (socket) with eye. I wish you hadn't forgot a spacesuit on your previous wish.

They are always wrong. By definition.

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Correction. @AlamoVampire is uncoreunbanned. Addition. @AlamoVampire is reuncoreunbanned again.

@AlamoVampire is reunbanned. @ColdJ is coreunbanned, too.

Nobody knows, how did that Arecibo thing appear at Canaveral.

The post-KSP won't even require players and displays. It will be running in background.

I mean, the CST-100 helium tank, which is filling the ISS with helium right now. (It was strange, as there is no buoyancy in vacuum, but after this thread got clear, why.) ISS is already the first orbital station with artificial gravity (thanks, Nauka), and now it's becoming the first orbital airship ever.

Nihilistically banned for nothing.

I was born in the middle between the first Sputnik and Space Shuttle, so feeling hanged between the epochs.