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kerbiloid

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  1. Banned for Brittney Shakespears.
  2. When you can select your realities from a combo-box dropdown list.
  3. When you are in the POW camp, you can tell any tale for double meat in the soup. Btw, about the von Brown's "A9/A10/A11/A12", never existed documentally before his capture.
  4. Banned for thinking the witches are bad while some of them are not bad.
  5. Ytterly often. Are the butterflies from Ytterby ytterflies?
  6. Sorry, sir. It's prohibited by the state law. Herbalist! Your herbs are so... loudy.
  7. When you don't imagine the imaginary, it just exists.
  8. Yes, up to 10..16 kg at once (depends on the crystal lattice phase). Then your seat goes boom. Why is erbium more tasty than ytterbium?
  9. A yearly show. Just without boards. (Here should be the video with the man, who was killed by the cat, having fallen from the tree on his head, and broken the man's neck, but maybe improper here).
  10. To the depth of several centimeters, to return back next year. While the cold swamp forests bury the carbon under several meters of cold water, preventing it from rotting and returning to the air as CH4 and CO2. And herd them at the mammoth milk farm.
  11. Your order doesn't matter. It's antimatter. Bar. Dear wooden bar. Only you understand me.
  12. Excessive terms are banned. not = banned 0 = banned banned 1 = banned 1
  13. When the smoke cleared, you can see the Death Star enlarged twice by the blowing. X-Wing Twitter-Wing launch clamp.
  14. Noone. They are autolet. Why are the cats cleverer than the non-cats?
  15. You explain to the imaginary rocketeers and nukers of past their errors, and they are nodding, impressed.
  16. SCP-███ "KSP-2" Object Class: Neutralized / Kether-Kraken Special Containment Procedures: SCP-███ may be kept in containment similar to 3.5" Verbatim floppy disks with labels containing integer numbers of the disks made by pencil in random order. The Read-Only latch must be closed. Description: SCP-███ is a mockup of a rocket construction and spaceflight simulation game. It mimicks a widely-known Kraken Space Program (aka KSP-1), trying to imitate its functionality, and using optical illusions to ensure the victim that it's real. You can distinguish : SCP-███ from the real KSP-1 by toxic-green and rounded shapes of the virtual beings inside. It's noticed for using magic numbers as a camouflage: 0.1.1, 0.2.2, ... Also it can be detected by the resource monitor. If it freezes on the hardware where the original KSP just flies, it's for sure the SCP-███ . SCP-███ is supposed to be an extraterrestrial or extraplanar form of life, possessing the original KSP at its nest, and having brought it to the Upper-Left Corner of the USA map, next to the big water. Its first manifestations were dramatic events with three or four development companies, thinking that they were "owning" it. The culmination took place in May of 2024, when the SCP-███ had taken several dozens of the development people. To the date it is still not clear, is SCP-███ still alive or not, so the special measures of Securing, Containment, Protection should be being undertaken at least till June, 28, 2024. To the moment no personnel units being in contact with SCP-███ is responding or showing any other signs of life activity. Their fate is still unknown. The SCP-███ Project leader Prof. S███n had signed last time on June, 11. It's still unknown if he did it as a free-will being, or he was under control of the SCP-███. The Project official speaker, Dr. D███a made controversial claims, so h██ objectivity is questionned, too. To the moment it is known about 70 dismissed personnel units of the project HQ, who are were presumably involved into the Project. We may hope that the personnel units of Class D have been euthanized and utilized quickly and humanely.
  17. If a fish is floating at the surface of the fishtank, it doesn't mean that it's dead, maybe its just sleeping.
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