Imandreas

A link would be beneficial.

Well... I suck at learning languages! (I am serious here. I only know Italian because my parents used to replace curse words with the translation in their native languages. Spanish and French come from school, and the bit of German comes from a report on Albert Einstein. I had to learn some German to find research. Only remembered curse words, as usual.)

I speak moderate English, stupidly low amounts of Italian, practically nonexistent amounts of Spanish and French, and about two words of German. Literally. Do not ask about the non-English languages; I only know offensive words in them.

Off topic: An asteroid (more like a planetoid) that large would screw up any orbit around a planet, by destroying the planet. Plus, imagine the debris from the collision!

COMMENCING BOMBARDMENT.

Oh god, a new test. PLEASE no.

This. So basically 7 plus a bunch of subcontinents.

Ayup. Next person will post a picture of posting the same picture.

Off topic: Phones are a pain, especially when your laptop is fried and you are stuck without KSP for a summer.

I think we crashed it. HA HA HA.

Bye bye, productivity. http://qkme.me/3ppewg http://qkme.me/3ppeyf http://qkme.me/3ppf3u http://qkme.me/3ppf5c http://qkme.me/3ppf6o Edit: More unhilarious pictures coming every day.

It is solar, so no. Also, BLOW UP EVERYTHING.

A laser in space.

MELT.

Hmmm... I smell the ability to create exposition! Soldier: Male 60 cm 26 years of age Any military, but preferably involving explosions and fire somewhere in the background. Brown eyes Average (On a kerbal, green) skin Known for misplacing things, and being reckless.

Off topic: What.

Get a ticket on a Soyuz to visit the ISS, get myself an actual computer, retire from school, learn about aerospace engineering, throw a cookie at a random politician, throw some money to NASA for manned space missions, invite and pay for a meeting of every RP member for annual meetings IRL, and put the rest in a secret bunker underground.

That looks like a huge wall! Somebody, anybody, NUKE IT!

Wait a second. . . . There, a second. If you had 25,000,000,000,000 dollars, inflation would kill the value of the USD. So instead, I would burn 24,999,999,999,998 dollars to stop inflation, and use the remaining two bucks to get a candy bar.

Hire people? Wouldn\'t most people just take the money and run?

Damn, new plan then. Wait until next year for large rockets, buy 20 Falcon Heavy rockets. Wait a few years, buy some Bigelow inflatable habitat modules. Convert some to raise enough food, and live in space. Get a nice computer and extra solar panels, and donate the rest for manned missions to mars.

Oh god, flame war inbound!