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    Canamon
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    80 bottles of beer on the wall 80 bottles of beer Oops I cough, knock one off 79 bottles of beer on the wall
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    “The best laid schemes o' mice an' men gang aft agley.” -Robert Burns
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    Because it sounds like you have a cold and they want to help you out. Who let the dogs out?
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    Well. This did come out faster than expected. What they did get was nice, thanx guys!
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    That the smokey mountain special, inhale the flavors. Waiter! There are two comedians in my soup!
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    No the Earth is held together by midichlorians. Can I surf a light wave with a light surfboard?
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    “It should be easy for a man who’s strong to say he’s sorry or admit when he’s wrong.” — Billy Joel
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    The only thing fast about a cybertruck is the rendering of it in old hardware.
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    Yes sir, thats dish water in front of you not soup! Waiter! There's an Audi emblem in my soup!
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    The only thing funny about Penn & Teller is how they manage to be considered comedians.
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    Usually you're left because everyone else continued straight. Whats the difference between twirling and spinning?
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    Shower thoughts

    Dientus replied to p1t1o's topic in The Lounge

    Note to self, don't tick off @adsii1970 when taking exams.
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    Broth clock
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    I agree. They only lost the contract because lockheed had the newest toys on board.
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    Banned for not being banned for 2 days.
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    Nope, try again @Souptime
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    One day an admin felt stumped For all the threads appeared lumped One must confess It was a jumpled mess And with that, this thread gets bumped
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    12/15 but some here are not that predictable. To make a birdhouse you must first cut a birds house down.
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    Carmdiomonst
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    "Ever throwing at his home Two glass houses, twenty stones Fourteen yellow, six are blue Could it be worse? Quite doubtful" -Type O Negative
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    Okinawa Tropical
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    Granted. Along with it comes the macro-virus and engineered incurable, alien diseases also depicted on the same shows. I wish for a better sense of sight
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    "People speak sometimes about the 'bestial' cruelty of man, but that is terribly unjust and offensive to beasts, no animal could ever be so cruel as a man, so artfully, so artistically cruel." -Fyodor Dostoyevsky
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    When you watch the Falcon 9 rocket and think it could definitely use Moar Boosters
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