Scarecrow71

How do my Kerbals celebrate the holidays? With many large explosions on the launchpad! All kinds of red and green from methane explosions and fire! After they douse the flames, they retire to the Astronaut Complex where they watch a slew of movies. Such titles as "Rudolph the Kerb-Nosed Reindeer" and "Frosty the SnowKerb". A warm mug of hot cocoa and a rousing round of singing "God Rest Ye Merry Gentle-Kerbs" follows before setting off to sleep, waiting for Santa Kerb to bring snacks!

Yes it is. But gosh darned it all to heck if it isn't fun! Challenge accepted!

She packed my bags last night, pre-flight Zero hour, 9:00 a.m. And I'm gonna be high as a kite by then I miss the Earth so much, I miss my wife It's lonely out in Space On such a timeless flight And I think it's gonna be a long, long time 'Til touchdown brings me 'round again to find I'm not the man they think I am at home Oh, no, no, no I'm a rocket man Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone And I think it's gonna be a long, long time 'Til touchdown brings me 'round again to find I'm not the man they think I am at home Oh, no, no, no I'm a rocket man Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids In fact, it's cold as hell And there's no one there to raise them if you did And all this science, I don't understand It's just my job, five days a week A rocket man, a rocket man And I think it's gonna be a long, long time 'Til touchdown brings me 'round again to find I'm not the man they think I am at home Oh, no, no, no I'm a rocket man Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone And I think it's gonna be a long, long time 'Til touchdown brings me 'round again to find I'm not the man they think I am at home Oh, no, no, no I'm a rocket man Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone And I think it's gonna be a long, long time And I think it's gonna be a long, long time And I think it's gonna be a long, long time And I think it's gonna be a long, long time And I think it's gonna be a long, long time And I think it's gonna be a long, long time And I think it's gonna be a long, long time And I think it's gonna be a long, long time

Banned for not making cuban sandwiches for all of us.

As someone who has never even seen the Mun arch in KSP1, I need all the help I can get finding these.

Wait - you get to sleep? Who said we could sleep? I didn't get that memo!

Contra-banned.

That's one small step for a Kerbal, one giant leap for all of Kerbalkind.

This is one of the biggest benefits of working from home. When I take my lunch tomorrow (I get an hour) I'll already have the update downloaded, so I'll be able to fire this up and play for a bit.

Here, put on this banned-ana.

A-banned-oned.

No, I don't think so. Perhaps @18Watt?

First, I will download the update while laughing maniacally. Then, I will giggle like a little girl as I start a new career game in Exploration mode. Finally, I will probably end up filing several bug reports due to things being broken due to the update.

...when you strengthened your math skills IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL by calculating THAC0 in your head. Without a calculator. Without having to look up the actual bonuses in the tables in the books. Yeah, I'm an old-school 1E nerd.

I was 6 when it was released, so not in the theater. But all the time when it was on TV.

It's a pile of mashed potatoes.

In my KSRSS career, landed a probe on the Moon. Simple Octo with solar panels, antenna, and ~1000 dV remaining in the tank. Nothing special, but it was required for the KSRSS contract. So I did it. By the way, that little ball in the background is, in fact, Earth.

You are banned.

4) Eve wasn't using Gilly, so we moved it. To Eeloo.

Banish burn

Oh what fun it is to ride

Ahem. Message for you from her royal highness. "Dear sir. You are hereby banned."

Cartoons from Chilliwack may approve

What we need is something like this, only kerbalized:

Um, no. @AlamoVampire, perhaps?