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    Sir Deddly was listening to an interesting song about quantum entanglement when, suddenly, an enormously talented alien potato, named Chip, came knocking vigorously at the door. Salutations were said, and then Chip proceeded to demi-compose lyrics while an opera Cat sat on string instruments, purring at poignant Reese's instrumental pieces. This lead
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    It's amazing how Eve is somehow rotating apples
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    Not writing that backwards is cheating.
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    It contibutes to all the trash. Landfill Hill.
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    Banned for Deja Vu.
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    Granted: You become a Babel Fish and get stuck in Arthur Dent's ear. You later get to translate a bowl of Petunias that say "Oh no, not again." I wish to know just how bad it is all going to get.
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    Sir Deddly was listening to an interesting song about quantum entanglement when, suddenly, an enormously talented alien potato, named Chip, came knocking vigorously at the door. Salutations were said, and then Chip proceeded to demi-compose lyrics while an opera Cat sat on string instruments, purring at poignant Reese's instrumental pieces, who
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    Shower thoughts

    ColdJ replied to p1t1o's topic in The Lounge

    Yes, but the agents would torture them first by making them walk bare foot over scattered LEGO bricks.
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    Songs about rollercoasters, going through my head. P -15
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    7817
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    P -17
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    How planets are not delicious ice-cream, confounds all knowledge of the Minmus science conducted so Jebediah could not resist
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    Sir Deddly was listening to an interesting song about quantum entanglement when, suddenly, an enormously talented alien potato, named Chip, came knocking vigorously at the door. Salutations were said, and then Chip proceeded to demi-compose lyrics while an opera Cat sat on string instruments, purring at poignant Spuds, who
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    I'm a Modder, not a fighter. Because people keep putting it down sinks. Where did all the Skeleton Horses go? (Seriously, I used to have stable full of them.)
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    P -19
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    Now to pick fresh veggies.
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    Being used to grow the purple carrots. Why did the Dutch breed the orange kind?
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    Sir Deddly was listening to an interesting song about quantum entanglement when, suddenly, an enormously talented alien potato, named Chip, came knocking vigorously at the door. Salutations were said, and then Chip proceeded to demi-compose lyrics while an opera Cat sat on string instruments, purring at poinant
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    You posted about posting, which was again posting. You CHEATER!
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    Calling 911 to get positive help. ?egap wen kool yeH .yas dluoc uoy wonk uoy diD
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    7813 A shortening of my .egap wen kool yeH I see.
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    How planets are not delicious ice-cream, confounds all knowledge of the Minmus science conducted so Jebediah could
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    Banned from thinking. (Because the companies trying to sell you their latest stuff don't like it. If you think then you might realise that you don't need a fridge connected to the internet that networks with your car. Nothing like a hacker holding your cheese for ransome.) Banned from feeling stupid, we are only human, and that is a good thing.
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    P -20 Ah good, you kept my place for me.
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    Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to shop I go. P- 20
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