ColdJ

Granted: You sell cakes to raise the money to go see the movie Interstellar. I wish to write a good song.

Not yet. Maybe a @Deddly modder will visit?

You will need to ram Ksp2 into your machine to get it to fit.

The boxer. Who wants the socks?

Floor 3294: You look at your signs and find one that says Marshmallow testing Factory. You look around and see people bouncing around on huge soft cylinders of white and pink.

As you have clarified I will accept it. Please always check the last 2 before posting. P 4

I am guessing a car clock for in the dashboard.

Who is Seth McFarlane?

Silver platter.

Floor 3292: Floor sign manufacturer. They give you signs to deliver for the next 8 floors.

Dead or Alive. Spinning Hill.

Cheaty Cheaty Bang Bang.

I could really go a Mars Bar right now.

Banned for not knowing about. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stock_Aitken_Waterman

They don't joke around. @Scarecrow71 might though.

It is beef stew. Is what I would have said if this was the "Ask a stupid question thread" (Or the soup thread.) I wish for the most powerful hardware that can run Windows 8.1

Granted: The Edge plays guitar at your Birthday party. Is what I would have said if this was the wish thread. Can I build a Kerbal Hover Board?

Banned, !STOP!, Grammar Time (Can't Touch This)

Bit confused. That config only adds it to the first part in the config and not the rest. Also it shouldn't have disrupted previous builds by just adding that module. But if it has worked for you then, that will do.

Blender and the plugin would have no bearing on the SPH vs VAB as that is literally the game changing the starting orientation based on the building. If your model in blender is oriented the same as stock Squad parts of the same type then it should look right in game.

Don't know what happened to the last 2 but as I am sure what @Nazalassas intent was I am making it officially. P 5

They are lurking like @Jaws

Geonovast became afraid. He expected the safety inspector to appear before dark, as the team thought that massive boosters might counter the lack of struts on Kerbin. The mission would gradually devolve into reaction wheels, something literally revolutionary to Kerbalkind. How extraordinary that is, considering the effort required to make big ol' pitch forks and feather dusters with large torches, and wiggly tentacles playing the piano for fun. Exactly one week later, the inspector woke to find a great disturbance in the force - a PowerPoint presentation. The horror of it overcame him with great quantum superlinearecitation. A Massive vortex opened to reveal a terrifying cake-producing monster. The inspector immediately panicked and reached for his pogo-stick, deftly bouncing off the bed that he was floating on down the Nile and into the grasp of Curveball-Anders who spontaneously barfed. Rutabaga, meanwhile, emerged in the river of dreams. Snark saw Kerbiloid and thought, is that Adsii? What strange and bizarre manifestations appear when Aerodynamic Kerbal suffers from a ColdJ virus. Deddly, Vanamonde and TakeTwo ninja'd the cake as Admiral-Fluffy forlornly tried to soak a stolen dry bagel in lox. The cake-producing monster began slithering towards the first person to run a bakery in the best area of Dakota. Competition wasn't anything the monster felt like wasting time on. However, the mountain of cake was devoured by the kraken, leaving a steaming pile of useless debris. Boris (the monster) started a clearance war while Adsii cleaned his plate with an explosion of flavour that could've potentially rivaled the famed Tibetan chocolate croissant. Meanwhile 18watt, Nazalassa and Starhawk were hatching a plan to take over Minmus with an icecream van. Scoops of Minmuscream were flung in every possible direction, while Vanamonde insisted on waffle-cone diplomacy complete with toppings and spoons. The outcome of the event was uncertain; the icecream was completely consumed by Gargamel and the cones became crushed from lack of enthusiasm by the moderators. The inspector later wrote a scathing report; despite having no memory of previous events, it was imaginative and entertaining in its depiction of strange hallucinations and bizarre potatoes. He was deliberately throwing doubt across the entire Kerbol system as to what had happened, so more inspectors arrived to grab a bunch of managers to remove the sting of the report. However, before they were ready for publishing, the Kraken released a piece of artwork based on macaroni cheese to surpass the wiggly tentacles playing the piano for fun. This caused a hyperbolic frenzy in publishing the report, resulting in an outrage against its writers, who then asked, "Where are the snacks?" Boris suddenly saw an opportunity to sell copious amounts of Snacks. Hot cupcakes sold like hotcakes and cold cake sold like cold cream cups (which are good for puffy eyes). But something unexpected did occur: the inspector shared his lunch and threw a party for everyone, although Geonovast excluded Gargamel. Curveball-Anders took everyone to the local ice cream-pizza-pinball-chicken-applesauce-candy-methalox-whole_pineapple-drywall parlour and asked for some funds from the waiter, who choked on the pinball release-lever, tilting the machine over. "Funds!" he exclaimed flabbergastedly," you want my FUNDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "HOW DARE YOU EVEN SUGGEST SUCH A THING!" "WHY I OUGHTA..." the waiter fumed indignantly as he gasped for air, collapsing while clutching his ukulele. "Oh crud," he wheezed into a squeezebox, which inflated to the size of a prize-winning pumpkin. "A prize", said Starhawk, "is worth funds." Tiredly, the waiter raised a kickstarter campaign to capture the wiggly tentacles playing the piano for fun, and a plan was beginning to form in his mind. He imagined a B.O.B (Battle of the Bands) in which Jeb, for marketing purposes, screamed an Electric-Guitar intro of "Let's go Crazy". The monster, however, preferred jazz piano, and tried to eat them, but a rogue hard disk formatted the simulated soft-serve ice-cream, instantly replacing people with other ice-cream-flavoured people, that tasted like Minmus. Yuck said the Imposter, this paragraph is paraphrased

So this is Barsoom?

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