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ColdJ

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  1. Won't be here long enough to win today but we can head it a positive direction. P 22
  2. Back to the future beats Hot tub time machine.
  3. That is a tough one. I would say the X3 series of Space Empire sandbox games. I like various bits of each of the X3 installments, but once you got the ability to remotely transfer goods between your ships in other solar systems with ease, it is hard to go back to the earlier ones. What is your favourite invention?
  4. As it was a P and the current number was 15 then I will assume he meant P 16, so mine will be P 17 My, that was a a serious resurgence of negative players, lots of ground to make up.
  5. Geonovast became afraid. He expected the safety inspector to appear before dark. The team thought that massive boosters might counter the lack of struts on Kerbin. The mission would gradually devolve into reaction wheels, something literally revolutionary to Kerbalkind. How extraordinary that is, considering the effort required to make big ol' pitch forks and feather dusters with large torches, and wiggly tentacles playing the piano for fun. Exactly one week later, the inspector woke to find a great disturbance in the force - a PowerPoint presentation. The horror of it overcame him with great quantum superlinearecitation. A Massive vortex opened to reveal a terrifying cake-producing monster. The inspector immediately panicked and reached for his pogo-stick, deftly bouncing off the bed that he was floating on down the Nile and into the grasp of Curveball-Anders who spontaneously barfed. Rutabaga, meanwhile, emerged in the river of dreams. Snark saw Kerbiloid and thought, is that Adsii? What strange and bizarre manifestations appear when Aerodynamic Kerbal suffers from a ColdJ virus. Deddly, Vanamonde and TakeTwo ninja'd the cake as Admiral-Fluffy forlornly tried to soak a stolen dry bagel in lox. The cake-producing monster began slithering towards the first person to run a bakery in the best area of Dakota. Competition wasn't anything the monster felt like wasting time on. However, the mountain of cake was devoured by the kraken, leaving a steaming pile of useless debris. Boris (the monster) started a clearance war while Adsii cleaned his plate with an explosion of flavour that could've potentially rivaled the famed Tibetan chocolate croissant. Meanwhile 18watt, Nazalassa and Starhawk were hatching a plan to take over Minmus with an icecream van. Scoops of Minmuscream were flung in every possible direction, while Vanamonde insisted on waffle-cone diplomacy complete with toppings and spoons. The outcome of the event was uncertain; the icecream was completely consumed by Gargamel and the cones became crushed from lack of enthusiasm by the moderators. The inspector later wrote a scathing report; despite having no memory of previous events, it was imaginative and entertaining in its depiction of strange hallucinations and bizarre potatoes. He was deliberately throwing doubt across the entire kerbol system as to what happened, so more inspectors arrived to grab a bunch of spanners to remove
  6. Floor 3212: A solid room that makes you feel awake.
  7. 4: Something large and dry has been probed by Aliens, Click Here to see the results. WARNING, YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO UNSEE WHAT IS REVEALED!!!
  8. Extreme!!!, Unless you meant it literally, then floor 3 of the Research complex because that is where the canteen is. I looked it up and it turns out it was Shemp, so I got it twice wrong. Richard Marx also went his own way and made some good songs. Ah cool. Then I got it right as Fantasia is definitely that. What is your favourite area of Kerbin?
  9. Actually we have numbers 4 and 5 yet to do first.
  10. @Abel Military Services https://www.britannica.com/topic/Marx-Brothers Not sure what og means but "Fantasia" is my favourite animated Disney movie. I thought "Shep" was a Marx Brother, now I am confused. Favourite Landscape painting?
  11. IDK Shep. Favourite Mel Brooks movie?
  12. 3: Hundreds of deadly satellites are pointed at the Earth, ready to fry you. Click here to find out about the evil corporation behind it all.
  13. Banned for having a pure white beard.
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