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Nope. As I race around in my new pod racer I wonder if @Caerfinon would like to try it?

Granted. You are holding it above your head for 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000005 seconds before it crushes you. I wish @kerbiloid had read the specificity of my previous wish more carefully and then responded. Granted: but on the way down you suddenly morph into a pot of Petunias that says "Oh no not again!"

Granted. You realise that they are each different if you look carefully and that you now are suffering from double vision. I wish to base jump from a weather ballon 25,000 meters up on Kerbin. With a fully functioning parachute, suit, helmet and all other gear required.

Granted. But due to advances in modern miniturisation you need an Electron Microscope to read it. I wish for a tough waterproof phone where the rubber doesn't suddenly expand and pop off 2 years after you bought it.

Nuts I am late. @Ben J. Kerman, You don't have to give him your crane. Maybe he'd like a Stork?

Started designing and balancing preliminary Pod Racing parts.

Nope. Missed the head and hit @Stormpilot

(Yay, I am in sandbox mode, money is not a problem ) Granted. They can load saturn 5 but they can't go anywhere because their suspension and tyres can't take the weight. I wish I could combine the best bits of Minecraft and KSP into an awesome computer game.

Granted. They are in the jello at the bottom of the Grand Canyon. I wish the jello was lime flavoured.

Granted. Kerbiloid clocks you for parking all your industrial vehicles on their road. I wish I knew how to move a kerbals seating position in an IVA without needing a mesh editing program.

Rebounded off the head of @CatastrophicFailure.

Granted. But everybody is confused that his name is now William. I wish I knew where all my nodes had to go without having to constantly load, check, edit, repeat.

OhOh, dropped ball. I am throwing it in from the sidelines to @Bej Kerman.

Some of the craft variations that I have finally got the way I want them. All craft have been balanced, all space ships have their RCS systems working properly and can make a round trip to the Mun (land threre and take off again) without having to use the magic generators they came with. (which were needed the way they came because you were out of fuel in less than a minute.) The Shado Mobile can be ferried to the moon and dropped off to drive around collect data, do scans and has inventory slots for the portable science equipment. Also has internal seating for a science team.

Granted. But their mass attraction is so great that they crash together and form a black hole that wipes out everything in the Kerbol System. I wish there were gold deposits to be found on Kerbin, that if you mine, open up advanced electronics in the tech tree.

Wish granted, but the Crane is ornery and keeps biting you and chasing you around the place. I wish for a second Kerbin that is in the same orbit but is on the other side of Kerbol.

Granted, but you are strapped to a rotor blade and the blur of colour makes you violently ill. I wish Kerbin had a Marina that built boats and submarines.

Nope, I wonder who won the dogfight with @JB182?

No. It is a far better thing we do now than @Dr. Kerbal has done before.

It can depend very much on the design of your craft. I have craft that MechJeb has trouble with and others where it makes it a breeze to dock.

Interceptors.

Passing to @Dirkidirk

Nay. Alas poor @Arco123, a man of infinite jest. I knew him not Horatio.

Nope, I am still @GuessingEveryDay

Hi @Caerfinon. The buggy lights work in my game. It drives well on the Mun as long as you are sensible with it, you can remote pilot it back if you are not. Got some serious hang time. @Martian Emigrant @Dientus