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Nazalassa

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  1. Please, the memes about KSP2 should go in this thread:
  2. Geonovast became afraid. He expected the safety inspector to appear before dark, as the team thought that massive boosters might counter the lack of struts on Kerbin. The mission would gradually devolve into reaction wheels, something literally revolutionary to Kerbalkind. How extraordinary that is, considering the effort required to make big ol' pitch forks and feather dusters with large torches, and wiggly tentacles playing the piano for fun. Exactly one week later, the inspector woke to find a great disturbance in the force - a PowerPoint presentation. The horror of it overcame him with great quantum superlinearecitation. A Massive vortex opened to reveal a terrifying cake-producing monster. The inspector immediately panicked and reached for his pogo-stick, deftly bouncing off the bed that he was floating on down the Nile and into the grasp of Curveball-Anders who spontaneously barfed. Rutabaga, meanwhile, emerged in the river of dreams. Snark saw Kerbiloid and thought, is that Adsii? What strange and bizarre manifestations appear when Aerodynamic Kerbal suffers from a ColdJ virus. Deddly, Vanamonde and TakeTwo ninja'd the cake as Admiral-Fluffy forlornly tried to soak a stolen dry bagel in lox. The cake-producing monster began slithering towards the first person to run a bakery in the best area of Dakota. Competition wasn't anything the monster felt like wasting time on. However, the mountain of cake was devoured by the kraken, leaving a steaming pile of useless debris. Boris (the monster) started a clearance war while Adsii cleaned his plate with an explosion of flavour that could've potentially rivaled the famed Tibetan chocolate croissant. Meanwhile 18watt, Nazalassa and Starhawk were hatching a plan to take over Minmus with an icecream van. Scoops of Minmuscream were flung in every possible direction, while Vanamonde insisted on waffle-cone diplomacy complete with toppings and spoons. The outcome of the event was uncertain; the icecream was completely consumed by Gargamel and the cones became crushed from lack of enthusiasm by the moderators. The inspector later wrote a scathing report; despite having no memory of previous events, it was imaginative and entertaining in its depiction of strange hallucinations and bizarre potatoes. He was deliberately throwing doubt across the entire Kerbol system as to what had happened, so more inspectors arrived to grab a bunch of managers to remove the sting of the report. However, before they were ready for publishing, the Kraken released a piece of artwork based on macaroni cheese to surpass the wiggly tentacles playing the piano for fun. This caused a hyperbolic frenzy in publishing the report, resulting in an outrage against its writers, who then asked, "Where are the snacks?" Boris suddenly saw an opportunity to sell copious amounts of Snacks. Hot cupcakes sold like hotcakes and cold cake sold like cold cream cups (which are good for puffy eyes). But something unexpected did occur: the inspector shared his lunch and threw a party for everyone, although Geonovast excluded Gargamel. Curveball-Anders took everyone to the local ice cream-pizza-pinball-chicken-applesauce-candy-methalox-whole_pineapple-drywall parlour and asked for some funds from the waiter, who choked on the pinball release-lever, tilting the machine over. "Funds!" he exclaimed flabbergastedly," you want my FUNDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "HOW DARE YOU EVEN SUGGEST SUCH A THING!" "WHY I OUGHTA..." the waiter fumed indignantly as he gasped for air, collapsing while clutching his ukulele. "Oh crud," he wheezed into a squeezebox, which inflated to the size of a prize-winning pumpkin. "A prize", said Starhawk, "is worth funds." Tiredly, the waiter raised a kickstarter campaign to capture the wiggly tentacles playing the piano for fun, and a plan was beginning to form in his mind. He imagined a B.O.B (Battle of the Bands) in which Jeb, for marketing purposes, screamed an Electric-Guitar intro of "Let's go Crazy". The monster, however, preferred jazz piano, and tried to eat them, but a rogue hard disk formatted the simulated soft-serve ice-cream, instantly replacing people with other ice-cream-flavoured people, that tasted like Minmus. Yuck said the Imposter, this paragraph is getting way too long (paraphrased into a paradox, maybe we should go back in time), why not stop it right now? However, before it starts back then,
  3. That's planned I may do it today. EDIT: Since I don't want to enter like 1000 points by hand, I will probably write a python script to do it... Looking in the .craft file yields this: AXIS { persistentId = 210973617 moduleId = 4023821551 partNickName = Spotlight Mk1 rowIndex = 0 axisName = lightR timeValueCurve { key = 0 0 0 0 key = 0.498 0 0 0 key = 0.5 1 0 0 key = 1 1 0 0 } } I guess the key= things are like key = [position] [value] [handle1] [handle2] so hopefully it will be easy. EDIT 2: It works! Now it's time to see if the output works in-game. EDIT 3: Here's what it gave me for the top horizontal segment...
  4. Given that KSP2 is a completely different game from KSP, but includes things that were already present in KSP, I'd like to know how the wiki would work now that there are two games. If nothing is changed, and KSP and KSP2 info both go in the same wiki, then I will politely ask anyone who wants to modify the KSP wiki with fresh info from KSP2 to keep whatever information there is from KSP1 if they want to modify a page that already exists and contains informations from KSP or, even better, to create a new page and link it to the category KSP2 (or at least to put all KSP2 info in a separate section). This is to hopefully prevent loss of any knowledge about KSP that may be beneficial for new, and current, KSP1 players. In this case [nothing is changed], a small warning could be put in the wiki make it clear for everyone. If a new wiki is created, then I'll ask what will its URL be and when it will be available. Thanks.
  5. That belongs to the "What did you do in KSP2 today" thread, which you can find under "KSP2 Discussion". Here is the place for classic KSP.
  6. I think the issue is that the fuel tank is the root part of your vessel. So selecting it will delete any symmetric parts and move the whole vessel I guess...
  7. From all I've seen of livestreams (mostly people who have good computers) KSP2 is completely well... There's no word , in English or any other language I know, to describe, not how bad it is, but... Like it looks awful. I don't regret my decision of waiting to see how it performs before buying KSP2.
  8. I am, given the graphics I have seen in various livestreams so far... I prefer KSP1. Moreover, KSP2 has like less things than KSP1 right now, so I have no reason to switch to KSP2. Plus the grass well... "hexagonal grass"
  9. Nice! Quick question: who is going to stay with KSP1?
  10. With the release of KSP2 in EA, the forums have been reorganized. Even if globally I like the new organization of subforums, I think that putting all the KSP1 stuff at the very bottom (after KSP2 stuff, community stuff, and international stuff) makes KSP1 a bit "the thing nobody plays which therefore gets all the way to the bottom". Even if it's probably wrong, as a lot of, or at least some KSP1 players will keep playing KSP1; also it is extremely impractical for these players. So I humbly request (to the forum administrators) that the KSP1 subforums be no longer buried under all that stuff, and come back after KSP2 stuff, but before community and international stuff. Thanks!
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