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I think I prefer pencils... I think it's better when there are shadows. (never mind the text on the other side of the paper, I drew this on the back of a math assignment lol)

Geonovast became afraid. He expected the safety inspector to appear before dark, as the team thought that massive boosters might counter the lack of struts on Kerbin. The mission would gradually devolve into reaction wheels, something literally revolutionary to Kerbalkind. How extraordinary that is, considering the effort required to make big ol' pitch forks and feather dusters with large torches, and wiggly tentacles playing the piano for fun. Exactly one week later, the inspector woke to find a great disturbance in the force - a PowerPoint presentation. The horror of it overcame him with great quantum superlinearecitation. A Massive vortex opened to reveal a terrifying cake-producing monster. The inspector immediately panicked and reached for his pogo-stick, deftly bouncing off the bed that he was floating on down the Nile and into the grasp of Curveball-Anders who spontaneously barfed. Rutabaga, meanwhile, emerged in the river of dreams. Snark saw Kerbiloid and thought, is that Adsii? What strange and bizarre manifestations appear when Aerodynamic Kerbal suffers from a ColdJ virus. Deddly, Vanamonde and TakeTwo ninja'd the cake as Admiral-Fluffy forlornly tried to soak a stolen dry bagel in lox. The cake-producing monster began slithering towards the first person to run a bakery in the best area of Dakota. Competition wasn't anything the monster felt like wasting time on. However, the mountain of cake was devoured by the kraken, leaving a steaming pile of useless debris. Boris (the monster) started a clearance war while Adsii cleaned his plate with an explosion of flavour that could've potentially rivaled the famed Tibetan chocolate croissant. Meanwhile 18watt, Nazalassa and Starhawk were hatching a plan to take over Minmus with an icecream van. Scoops of Minmuscream were flung in every possible direction, while Vanamonde insisted on waffle-cone diplomacy complete with toppings and spoons. The outcome of the event was uncertain; the icecream was completely consumed by Gargamel and the cones became crushed from lack of enthusiasm by the moderators. The inspector later wrote a scathing report; despite having no memory of previous events, it was imaginative and entertaining in its depiction of strange hallucinations and bizarre potatoes. He was deliberately throwing doubt across the entire Kerbol system as to what had happened, so more inspectors arrived to grab a bunch of managers to remove the sting of the report. However, before they were ready for publishing, the Kraken released a piece of artwork based on macaroni cheese to surpass the wiggly tentacles playing the piano for fun. This caused a hyperbolic frenzy in publishing the report, resulting in an outrage against its writers, who then asked, "Where are the snacks?" Boris suddenly saw an opportunity to sell copious amounts of Snacks. Hot cupcakes sold like hotcakes and cold cake sold like cold cream cups (which are good for puffy eyes). But something unexpected did occur: the inspector shared his lunch and threw a party for everyone, although Geonovast excluded Gargamel. Curveball-Anders took everyone to the local ice cream-pizza-pinball-chicken-applesauce-candy-methalox-whole_pineapple-drywall parlour and asked for some funds from the waiter, who choked on the pinball release-lever, tilting the machine over. "Funds!" he exclaimed flabbergastedly," you want my FUNDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "HOW DARE YOU EVEN SUGGEST SUCH A THING!" "WHY I OUGHTA..." the waiter fumed indignantly as he gasped for air, collapsing while clutching his ukulele. "Oh crud," he wheezed into a squeezebox, which inflated to the size of a prize-winning pumpkin. "A prize", said Starhawk, "is worth funds." Tiredly, the waiter raised a kickstarter campaign to capture the wiggly tentacles playing the piano for fun, and a plan was beginning to form in his mind. He imagined a B.O.B (Battle of the Bands) in which Jeb, for marketing purposes, screamed an Electric-Guitar intro of "Let's go Crazy". The monster, however, preferred jazz piano, and tried to eat them, but a rogue hard disk formatted the simulated soft-serve ice-cream, instantly replacing people with other ice-cream-flavoured people, that tasted like Minmus. Yuck said the Imposter, this paragraph is getting way too long (paraphrased into a paradox, maybe we should

-i 9i I don't think it was a very good idea to revive this thread but... Bah, never mind.

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I'm currently at page 440, so it's roughly 72% done. After that I'll maybe see if I can do the two other NWs. It would be cool if these graphs were in the OP :) I think that it would be great if the program could tell us when exactly did a battle start (or end) so that we can generate a graph per battle, it would certainly look great! Oh wait, _New_Page_

N -11 It's faster to do it by hand lol

N -9 I added 40 more pages to the last post I made with a graph

N -8 Hello @Kerb24

I just watched @Space Scumbag's video and well... Why did they have to put all these annoying animations in the VAB? They just obstruct the view and they're totally useless. Also why are there all these voices and sounds during the flight? I really hope there will be an option to disable them, because right now I don't think I'll buy KSP2. Plus, why did the wheels clip in the terrain? Why did the Kerbals look so glitchy? Like KSP2 is a downgrade from KSP1? And the UI -- wayyyy too cluttered. Too pixellized.

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@Intercept Games How do we select which launchpad / runway we want to use? If there are 4 launchpads and 2 runways...

nVidia T550 + 8GB RAM + Intel i5 1235U are probably not enough

N -4 Graph update: here is the graph from page 1 to page 400 440! The lines represent the values of (in order): -75 ------- -50 ------- -25 ------- 0 ------- 25 ------- 50 ------- 75

@SSTO Crasher @Souptime

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Graph update: here is the graph from page 1 to page 360. There are 9 images because the forums cap the image height at 2000px, but there aren't any gaps between them The lines represent the values of (in order): -75 ------- -50 ------- -25 ------- 0 ------- 25 ------- 50 ------- 75

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Here are the graphs from page 1 to page 320: There are 8 images because the forums cap the image height at 2000px, but there aren't any gaps between them :) The lines represent the values of (in order): -75 ------- -50 ------- -25 ------- 0 ------- 25 ------- 50 ------- 75

N 5 Ah, page 320... All the polemic about maps and stuff brings me old memories... And three and a half pages of invalid posts ;)

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[spoiler="Reveal stupid contents"]Lorem ipsum sic dolor amet...[/spoiler] (playing with BBcode) ... and it doesn't work.