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    P -8
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    It seems that the Center of Lift is above the Center of Mass. Some larger fins and a couple reaction wheels should do the trick. Waiter, there's cheese in my cream!
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    P -10 @Aerodynamic Kerbal, @AtomicTech, @dsplaisted, @kspbutitscursed, @Kerb24, we need to hold them off! And @Misguided Kerbal, @Bej Kerman, @Ahres, you all polled that you were Team Positive. We need all the help we can get!
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    How do you get the TOTM tag on your post, next to the title of the thread?
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    Granted. Since the Kerbals have developed such next-gen technology, a race to reach Kerbin first starts a new global-scale conflict on Earth. I wish for booster injition.
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    Uh oh... Also, I like the boilerplate capsule.
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    P -53 Stand your ground!
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    P -41 We've losing our momentum!
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    If you look back, the radio callsign was "Canaveral" then around the time of the Trinity missions it was Houston. I promise you that it was Houston before it was Canaveral, too. I could have changed that inconsistency but I'm too lazy lol.
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    Just wondering, did anyone notice how I abruptly changed the KSC's radio callsign from Houston to Canaveral and back to Houston again over the course of this mission report?
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    P -37
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    P -39 A lot of people seemed to have changed sides to the Negatives. A lot of them put in the poll that they were fellow Guardsmen. Is switching sides even allowed?
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    P -40 EDIT: No roleplay, sorry.
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    While Jeb and DONN try to detain MJ-0, suddenly, MJ-0 transfers his robotic soul (I guess his code?) into the nearby Ranger-1! He takes control of the autopilot, and attempts to depressurize the cabin, but Val, Bill, and Bob bail out. GALE notices all the trouble and flies down in Ranger-2 to pick up the five crew members. They rush into orbit and find MJ-0 trying to dock to the Delta-19. However, DONN had taken precautions when he and Jeb left the Ranger and disabled the auto-dock sequence. MJ-0 attempted to dock manually. "MJ-0, do not attempt docking," Val radioed to MJ-0. "Do not attempt-" "Valentina?" MJ-0 said. "I don't know what Jebediah told you, but I am taking command of Delta-19, and then we'll talk about the fate of you and your friends. This is not about my life or Jebediah's life. This is about all MechJeb-kind! There is a moment-" Silence. An explosion, silenced by the vacuum of space. Ranger-1 had rammed into the Portside docking port and caused a depressurization. The Ranger crashed into a solar array and into the centrifuge habitat, which immediately depressurized. MJ-0 was now, for sure, dead. The atmosphere blasting out of the centrifuge forced the Delta-19 into a spin on its X-axis. It was also powerful enough to knock it out of its orbit. As Jeb observed the spinning Delta-19, blowing debris all over the place, epic organ/piano music starts playing. Jeb knows what to do.
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    Nice Interstellar-esque KASA flag. Did you make it?
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    This is an older thread, but... I think they got regolith/dirt on their hands and are trying to shake it off. I guess Kerbals are smart enough to know that the regolith will contaminate their space capsules.
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    Getting the first post in page 100 is cheating. Wait! Since you didn't call out new page, the honor is mine! *inhales* NEW PAGE!!! BWA HA HA HA HA!!!
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    P -41 Guardsmen! We must hold off the mercenaries! @AtomicTech, @Aerodynamic Kerbal, @dsplaisted, @kspbutitscursed, @Kerb24, ASSEMBLE!
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    Thanks! The mod's RSMP, and it greatly improves the SRB exhausts. I highly recommend it.
  20. TwoCalories
    You shouldn't trust autocorrect for sentences like that.
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    CCC-DC - SUPPORT ROBOT "TICK" - RELAYING STATUS MESSAGE - CAPTAIN DAVID O'HARVIS KERMAN - TASK FORCE ECHO: "Sir, look!" "What in the-" "Is that a person?!?" "No, that can't be." "Echo Four to Echo One. We've spotted an anomaly heading North." "What kind of anomaly?" "Well..." By the way, did Manfred happen to bring his comm device with him? And why is he running from us?
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    Do not touch critical spaceflight hardware.
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    *Eccentricity
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    P -33 Determination.
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    Volume Two: Settling the Frontier - The goal of this Volume will be to fully colonize the Kerbin system. That means space stations above the Mun and Minmus, as well as LKO, and most importantly, bases on the surface of Kerbin's moons. Chapter Twelve: The Mintiest Moon
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