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    My space agency has an SSP-like organization as well. It's called KASE, which stands for Kerbal Anomaly Surveyal and Exposition. KASE is a branch of KASA that studies anomalies, as it's name suggests. It's like the US Delta Force of KASA; the public knows it exists, but its operations and missions are kept very secret.
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    You're so Cold, J!!!
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    P -29 Roger that.
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    What does you space program feed your Kerbals on their missions (if they eat anything)? I remember seeing this old thread where people just talked about that, and it was pretty fun. I think it was called S.P.I.C.E. or something.
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    Interlude Two: A Different Perspective - Part 2
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    New Rule: All comics must feature Calvin and swimming. Yes, I take pictures directly off the web browser.
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    Granted, you no longer have eyes or a nose. Now you can't smell it or let it burn your eyes! I wish for a Marine F-35.
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    Floor 4177: A modded Minecraft world. You spend months in it, building bases, exploring biomes, defeating mobs. But the next floor calls you...
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    When you watch Avengers: Infinity War and see the part with the "neutron star" and started saying things like "That's a neutron star?!? Why do all these movies always say 'neutron star' just to sound cooler or something?!?" "No! Neutron stars don't die, they're already dead!!!" "No! A space station can't orbit that thing!!! The gravity is too strong!!!" "NOOOOOOO!!! NEUTRON STARS DON'T JUST IGNITE AND BURN LIKE A REGULAR STAR!!! THEY'RE GOD DANG DEAD ALREADY OH MY GOD I CANNOT TAKE THIS!!!" And then you start judging the station design. "Are you telling me all these people put this much effort into building a ring-shaped space station and didn't spin it up to generate centrifugal force for gravity? You may as well just make a dinky modular one then!"
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    Granted. The reason why it is 4:14, on Monday, August 28, 2023, is because you chose to post at that time. I wish for something simple.
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    Super Hornet ban.
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    P -7 Come on...
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    P -11 Come on...
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    "It's too cold in here, let me turn up the thermostat." Paper cut from one of those really, really, thick papers.
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    P -15
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    Granted. I have a bag of prawn crisps covered in marmite and vegemite, but I accidentally spill all of it onto this, that, and the other thing. I wish for soup.
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    P -17 Come on...
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    It's convenient now, but why then?
  19. TwoCalories
    Granted, now they don't. And now we can watch Youtube in peac- THIS VIDEO WAS SPONSERED BY NORD VPN I wish for Nord VPN, I guess.
  20. TwoCalories
    I voted Colonies. That's probably a bit optimistic, but I've been a long-time member of the KSP2 Hype Train, and optimism is what the hype train runs on.
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    It's clear that most animals have tails. Clearly, millions of species have found purpose for it. So, why do us humans not have a tail? Why do millions of animals have tails, but humans don't? Also, we did used to have a tail, and the tailbone still exists as evidence of it, but why did our tails just... disappear?
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    What TUFX configs are those? They look amazing!
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    Granted. You will know it once you put in the work to figure it out. I wish for the cookie that I was promised when I subscribed to a certain famous Youtuber.
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    Two whole pages. And that isn't even a record, so there'd be no point in forging these screenshots. And now I accuse you of being a cheater.
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