Felsmak

Extracting my astronauts who just returned home from Duna.

When you use the term space station to describe a promiscuous person.

I returned my Kerbals from Duna and finished my first "serious" interplanetary mission. Preparations I started the mission by sending a dummy lander - same mass as a real lander - just to test if it could reach orbit and return to its mothership. The results were satisfactory. Then I sent a rover to search for a suitable landing site before I sent the first section of the base. There were some issues with the power section, though. It landed over 2 km away and broke its wheels in the process, so I had to send the rover to give it a push. It was slow and tedious, but eventually it was firmly docked to the surface habitat. The mission The next window opened and it was finally time to send living Kerbals to the red planet. The twin spaceships Dido and Helena entered orbit successfully. Later on the landers Aeneas and Paris touched down on the Dunan Surface - each a few hundred meters away from the base. Returning home Many days later it was time to go home again. The two Kerbals said goodbye to Troy base and started walking towards their landers. After making sure everything was in order the landers could finally take off and climb into orbit. Then it was time for them to rendezvous with their respective motherships. After searching the cabin for forgotten belongings and making sure no one was still inside it, the crew dumped it in orbit and started the journey back to Kerbin. Many days later Kerbin could finally be seen through the windows. The crew steered the ship close to the planet and started their final braking burn. It was now time for the trusty old crew taxi to dock with the spaceships and bring the astronauts down to the surface. And that was the end of that mission!

If I learn a new, better way to do things from someone else's craft, then of course I'll copy it and use it in my own. I see nothing wrong with it.

I could do it in my sleep.

I'm proud to say I've never lost a Kerbal. Only the one I left stranded on Laythe... And the other one I left in orbit around Tylo. Okay, I did strand them, but they didn't, you know, die. So they could've had it worse. Right?

Hehe. Ass kraken.

That's really good for a phone! The clouds do look rather sparkly, though.

Obvious troll. You never quit KSP.

Sounds like a good anticlimax for a space thriller. They have to reorient the craft so that the solar panels can restart some vital systems, or else they'll all die.

Gilly: The place where you can use the power of beans to play Quidditch.

This would totally suck.

I wonder if you can have GIFs for a skybox. Would be neat to explore the universe while pretending that the Kerbals are tripping on acid.

This one's a bit outdated now as this issue has been fixed, but still! I wasn't quite sure how to translate this issue into meme-ish, but I hope the message gets across.

I feel sorry for that engine.

Ike the bouncer. Here's one about the Mun. And finally one about Eve.

Facebook will acquire sentience and destroy all life on the planet.

Hats. Lots and lots of hats.

I usually brake into a suborbital trajectory that passes above my target. Then I quicksave and see where it takes me, and then I keep quickloading and adjusting until I've landed where I want to land.

It wouldn't surprise me if Whackjob is mentioned somewhere in the Bible.

I just had a flashback. Poor, poor Kerbal.

I like all my Kerbals.

Granted, but you only get candy you don't like. I wish for a waterbed.

2/10 Your avatar is familiar.

Wow! That sure is a fine looking ship.