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This was not the correct door, and Stanley knew it. He decided to back up a bit and go through the correct door.

Stanley decided it must be for someone else. He had been pushing buttons as his job, as such it was highly unlikely that something that important would be for him. He passed all the doors on his right as he walked down the length of the offices.

Since I don't like asparagus, I've only managed...er... 50 tons. shame on me

That value could be skewed, but I'll test it later tonight.

Impossible! Preposterous! Heresy, Galileo, heresy!

False, neither the Doctor nor a doctor. Below user is currently playing KSP (right now)

Is it really? At 0m? Never knew that. Learn something new every day, I suppose. Did you get that from a gravioli detector or an accelerometer? Anyway, I'm working off the (apparently faulty) assumption that since Jool has such a massive SoI, it must have massive gravity.

Small problem, if there are leaves or plants, then they would collapse under Jool's massive gravity. They would rapidly carbonize under the massive temperature. If it ever was lush and green, then now it's practically Saudi Kerabia

True. It happens on other forums I frequent as well. Below user has been to Duna and back.

It has taken you 534 and a half floors to realize that there's a potted plant on every landing. Way to go, you! The next floor is disappointingly empty.

I've heard that it's around Eeloo now.

Floor 526: Rockomax Conglomerate's former offices. A few jackets, umbrellas, and "corporate employee compliance devices" hang off the wall.

Remember, the game is still in development and the models are subject to change any time. What looks like a capsule can be a rocket engine! Go ahead and put one on the bottom of your rocket to test that out.

489: We turn out rockets like sausages. That is to say, instantly. 490: Every rocket has a built-in time machine. 491: Flying by autopilot is frowned upon. 492: A 50% failure rate is perfectly acceptable. 493: If your rocket crashes on the pad, it's very likely your astronauts are okay. 494: We don't have to add life support.

Floor 520: It's a good thing the entire room is made of lead, the intense radiation from the black hole will probably only kill you slowly now, instead of vaporizing you.

Nice forum Sig reference, KSK

A helpful tip: Do not, and I repeat, do NOT, EVER, EVER timewarp at the highest setting with a parachute deployed. That ends badly for everyone.

In 0.13, the Angel Mk. 1. I still have the Angel Mk. VII somewhere.

Floor 512: An elevator! With no buttons anywhere. Upon closer inspection, you see it's just a really big filing cabinet.

Floor 507: Stanley worked in a big building on floor 507...

Whackjob, you have a use for everything.

Does anyone even remember the radiator anymore?

I take it you don't care if they smash into the surface of another planet and die.

Explosive Propulsion Laboratory; Destructive Testing; Jeb's used spacecraft, co.

I tried to do "yellow submarine," but "white hitchhiker can" doesn't really work.