StrandedonEarth

This is gonna be awesome! And it should be just in time for Christmas holidays. And the wife should be happy on her new iPad so I'll have the 'puter to myself to KSP the holidaze awayze!

Fine Print: collect contracts to build a station in a) Minmus orbit Keebolar orbit c) orbit of another planet. Build one station that satisfies them all , launch it and do one after the other for mega profit!

Dandelion seeds/fluff!

Use sepratrons to push your depleted boosters away faster, avoiding contact altogether. You could edit config files to increase impact tolerance, not sure what text, or what chunk of code, you'd search for though.

Flotsam/jetsam/debris/garbage? Three verses suggest that it has something to do with bodies of water...

One fun and profitable little exploit has been to accept contracts for stations around in Minmusian, Kerbolar, and, for example, Ikean orbits. Then one station built after all the contracts are accepted can do and get paid for all three in succession. Sorry if this was already mentioned.

Congrats on your successful lithobraking maneuver!

The other big plus is that space-printed parts don't have to be built or packaged to withstand launch, allowing more delicate part to be made

Silly Putty!

I can't wait. It'll be something historical if he pulls it off. The procedure once it's down would be interesting.

A good ol' oxy-acetylene cutting torch can take care of that cable

I told a few kerbals to wait on the bullseye so they could tell mission control why the de-orbit guidance system wasn't hitting the target.

Did you transmit the data? If so, then you already received the science before you recovered the ship. Did you recover the goo and science jr parts? Then you should have received the science. If you ditched the experiments before landing then you won't get the science unless you send a Kerbal EVA to collect the data (right-click the experiment and "take data"). The Kerbal can then store the data in the command pod for recovery

Xacktar, that was a fitting song and a great video. Danger Zone is also a good choice, and of course KSP is all about the Time Warp. In fact they're all good. But I shall suggest "Ride of the Valkyries"

A water fountain?

Well can you blame them for jumping out of a poorly designed ship? More seriously, it's been said that the crew should stay how you set them after the next update

"Honey, I shrunk the planet!"

Time passes, eventually, he dies, like everyone else

Target practice....

Someone needs to watch where they drop those spent tankers....

I made my most complex video yet, of some target pra..., er, spent tanker de-orbiting over Ike