cubinator Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 Gets burning flags. Plays "Dogsong" into voice-activated vending machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacetraindriver Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 Gets Dog Residue. Inserts Mario. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 Receive Oreo. Inserts noodles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IncongruousGoat Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 Receives overcooked spaghetti. Inserts coffee mug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StupidAndy Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 gets this inserts willy the walking waffle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacetraindriver Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 Gets Carl the crawling cake. Imserts a F40PH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoctorDavinci Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 Out pops a railroad tie Inserts a bonsai tree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speeding Mullet Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 Get's a dwarf. Inserts potato. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 Receives nothing. Mark Watney has eaten all. Inserts a broken antenna from Martian station. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoctorDavinci Posted January 20, 2017 Share Posted January 20, 2017 On Thursday, January 19, 2017 at 2:52 AM, kerbiloid said: Receives nothing. Mark Watney has eaten all. Inserts a broken antenna from Martian station. Receives a stick figure in a Fonzy pose Inserts a roll of red tape Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceJuice Posted January 21, 2017 Author Share Posted January 21, 2017 Receives roll of blue tape, inserts the entire country of Canada. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speeding Mullet Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 Receives 71% of the worlds Maple Syrup. Inserts Spiny Lumpsucker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraston Posted April 6, 2019 Share Posted April 6, 2019 Receives an almost 27 month late response. Inserts a Kerbal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IncongruousGoat Posted April 6, 2019 Share Posted April 6, 2019 Receives a slightly sticky EVA helmet. Inserts a tea-stained KSP mug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraston Posted April 6, 2019 Share Posted April 6, 2019 A mug filled with coffee comes out. Inserts a gas can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barzon Posted April 6, 2019 Share Posted April 6, 2019 A black liquid pours out, and a match is dropped on it. Inserts CO2 urgently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraston Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 Gets C01 (Carbon Monoxide) Inserts Oxygen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 After some deliberation, the machine spits out a flaming diamond. Inserts iron-nickel meteorite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerballingSmasher Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 (edited) *shoots out meteorite [snip]* ooof inserts cheeseburger Edited April 7, 2019 by Gargamel Portions Redacted By Moderator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraston Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 Gets back Ifunny. Inserts Kryptonite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gargamel Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 Posts don't have to be crass and vulgar to be funny. Keep it clean folks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barzon Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 A smurf crawls out. Inserts a cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzgy Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 (edited) Summons geonovast. Inserts dog. Edited April 12, 2019 by qzgy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraston Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 Receives @Dman979. Inserts cold sweet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 Receives the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaigne Physics Department. Inserts expert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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