Things I don't want to hear in 2016:

[worir4]

"Jeb <3 Valentina."

I had enough of reading that.

[Damien_The_Unbeliever]

Ooh. Ooh. Another one I'd really like to see the end of, particularly on DevNote threads:

"This thread is long. Therefore, I'll ignore everyone's preceding contributions, including post #6 (which asks exactly the same question) and post #11 (which contained a reply) and instead I'll lengthen the thread even further by asking incredibly obvious question?"

(Admittedly, the bit in italics is usually just implied rather than included in the question, but still... Do people not realise that a thread being long means there's a good chance that their question has already been asked *and answered*, if they'd care to browse through the topic for five minutes?)

[r4pt0r]

Things I don't want to hear in 2016

"We have decided to delay 1.1 until after Christmas"

 

[Pds314]

"Jets are unplayably weak."

Edited January 1, 2016 by Pds314

[Pronoes]

We're 'streamlining' our ksp staff to focus on something completely different such as a p2w mmorpg

[viktor19]

"I rate this with a perfect score of 5/7!", oh wait, does RL count?

Mun eclipse photos

"I never left Kerbin system or installed any mods but this game is starting to get boring"

Releasing a new version, then a hotfix, and another hotfix, and two more

"Devastating earthquake hits Mexico City"

 

 

[fredinno]

On January 1, 2016 at 5:48 PM, worir4 said:

"Jeb <3 Valentina."

I had enough of reading that.

Jeb and Valentina are love buddies for ever.

On December 31, 2015 at 0:23 PM, cantab said:

"We at Squad are proud to announce our acquisition by (insert hated game company here)."

Nintendo?

[fredinno]

On December 31, 2015 at 6:15 PM, TrooperCooper said:

 

"Honey, I am pregnant!" 

 

-Valentina, to Jeb, at KSC Space Center.

[Mad Rocket Scientist]

"1.1 doesn't improve performance."

[ChrisSpace]

Depending on who says it: 'Exactly as planned.'

[Bev7787]

Look at how many MM patches I have

[SaturnianBlue]

"Doctor Who Series 10 will be a split series"

"Mac support for KSP will be dropped"

"Hey Blue, can you integrate a love story into The Asteroid Sentinels? No story could ever be a story without one!"

and... "Mort is a bad villain! He's a weakling! You need evil!"

 

[fredinno]

33 minutes ago, SaturnianBlue said:

"Doctor Who Series 10 will be a split series"

"Mac support for KSP will be dropped"

"Hey Blue, can you integrate a love story into The Asteroid Sentinels? No story could ever be a story without one!"

and... "Mort is a bad villain! He's a weakling! You need evil!"

 

COULD you integrate a love story into The Asteroid Sentinels, Mr. Blue?

[Robotengineer]

"We will be changing the forums to a more social networking oriented software." Posted in the Kerbal Network section days before April Fools day.

[SpaceplaneAddict]

Screw spaceplanes, they're lame.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I cri evry tiem posting things liek that. 

Edited January 4, 2016 by SpaceplaneAddict

[adsii1970]

"Squad will no longer be developing KSP 1.5 after XXX, 2016 so that we can focus our efforts on our newest project."

[KAL 9000]

"We don't need Moar boosters."

[monstah]

On 31/12/2015 at 7:27 PM, Vanamonde said:

Since many if not most of these are not about KSP, the thread has been moved to the off-topic lounge. 

I have no problems hearing that in 2016

[Columbia]

"You have received an infraction at the Kerbal Space Program Forum."

"Squad no longer cares for their community."

"Cannot activate while stowed."

"Today's Monday."

"Squad, I thought this was Kerbal Space Program, not Kerbal Flight Simulator."

"No Internet Connection"

"5% Battery"

"Flameout: LiquidFuel Deprived"

Edited January 6, 2016 by Columbia

[Majorjim!]

On 12/31/2015 at 11:00 PM, Kozak said:

"Since many if not most of these are not about KSP the thread has been moved to the off-topic lounge."

He he, brilliant!

 Maybe less over moderation?

[monstah]

12 hours ago, Columbia said:

"Cannot activate while stowed."

Here we go again!  (I agree with you, tho)

[Hysterrics]

Nothing specific. Pretty much just the typical...

• [Insert horrible challenge here]
• [Insert horrible suggestion here]
• [Insert "Remove the terrible [insert game mechanic here]" here]

 

[JedTech]

KSP related items that I do not want to hear:

• "KSP v1.1 will also have a 32bit version for Windows"
  • Which will inevitably be followed by: "My mod does not support 64 bit"
• "Don't talk about that, we have already discussed it before"
• "New Space Plane parts"

[fredinno]

Not having more objects to visit in KSP. I mean, come on! When were we promised gas planet 2?

[MaxL_1023]

Squad CEO: "Release the Kraken!"