Unhelpful Life Hacks

[Regor]

Hydrochloric acid on your table?

 

Easy fix! Just let your hand dry the hydrochloric acid.

 

Edit: 

Spoiler

NEVER EVER DO THIS!

 

[ARS]

Your rocket ascends too slowly because of it's weight? Mash spacebar for getting rid all of it!

Edited June 2, 2017 by ARS

[cubinator]

Aperture Science will give you 60 dollars if you let them disassemble you!

[ModerndayLink]

Tired of being poor? 

Get a dollar, and share it with your friends. Because you have no friends, 1 divided by 0 is infinity,

you now have infinite money!!

[cubinator]

2 hours ago, ModerndayLink64 said:

Tired of being poor? 

Get a dollar, and share it with your friends. Because you have no friends, 1 divided by 0 is infinity,

you now have infinite money!!

*Cue cool lecture about small infinities vs. large infinities

[kerbiloid]

9 hours ago, ModerndayLink64 said:

Tired of being poor? 

Get a dollar, and share it with your friends. Because you have no friends, 1 divided by 0 is infinity,

you now have infinite money!!

Tip of the day  you can get infinity even dividng 0 by 0. You don't need a dollar.

[Benjamin Kerman]

You can use debt also! Negitive numbers work too.

[WinkAllKerb'']

the word: "ninguem" annoy me .... but it's a lot of years old ... and most don't remind me "partially" included

Edited July 13, 2017 by WinkAllKerb''

[LJITimate]

ran out of grenades in a zombie apocalypse? just go to the nearest Samsung store

Edited July 14, 2017 by LJITimate

[ChrisSpace]

Can't think of a good idea for where to go on a date? Go to the baby factory, and see how babies are made.

[Dman979]

On Monday, July 10, 2017 at 1:30 AM, kerbiloid said:

Tip of the day  you can get infinity even dividng 0 by 0. You don't need a dollar.

Have to be careful with that, though. Sometimes, it's not actually 0 over 0.

x^2-4/x-2 when x=2.

[kerbiloid]

You can. Though, not necessary will..

[Confused Scientist]

Lifehacks: You don't have to buy your air- just step out the door!

[PaperAviator]

4 hours ago, Confused Scientist said:

Lifehacks: You don't have to buy your air- just step out the door!

Ooh, looks like O'hare is going out of business..

[kerbiloid]

Want Apple (tm)? Ask Amazon (tm)!

Spoiler

Spoiler

 

[Overfloater]

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[James Kerman]

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[kerbiloid]

Spoiler

7 hours ago, James Kerman said:

Are you out of storage space?
Does your boss annoy you?
Does the neighbor's dog keep you awake at night?

"... You are just a loser! Just face this!"

 

[Deddly]

If your potatoes are too hard, try cooking them before you eat - you'll be amazed at the difference it makes. 

[Dman979]

If not sure if you're happy, try clapping your hands. If you're happy, you'll know it, if not, you'll look like an idiot!

[cubinator]

Need to communicate with someone halfway across the country? Use Morse code bouncing a powerful laser off the International Space Station.

[Kernel Kraken]

Can't seem to stop using oil and start using green energy? Simple! Just dump all the oil in the ocean!

[RealKerbal3x]

Cold legs? Just buy a crappy laptop and build 5000 part ships in KSP! Instant heater(and slideshow)!!

Edited April 8, 2018 by RealKerbal3x

[StrandedonEarth]

Cat won't stop meowing? Stop feeding it "Meow Mix"

[Atlas2342]

If you drown, just drink all the water.