Kernel Kraken Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 (edited) Who said his spy sattellite was on Earth? EDIT: I hire a militia, give them all full suits of upgraded X-01 Power Armor, laser Gatling guns, and have them storm @The Minmus Derp's bunker- house. They set off a nuke once they reach the cookie vault. All cookies, and much of his planet, are destroyed. Oof Edited September 14, 2018 by Kernel Kraken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minmus Derp Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 (edited) The bunker is on an invisible planet that is in an invisible solar system in an invisible galaxy which is impossible to find that could be anywhere in the universe. Also, i have the hype drive, so i could get to your cookie hideouts from my planet within seconds. therefore: My kookie. Edited September 14, 2018 by The Minmus Derp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted September 15, 2018 Share Posted September 15, 2018 4 hours ago, The Minmus Derp said: The bunker is on an invisible planet that is in an invisible solar system in an invisible galaxy which is impossible to find that could be anywhere in the universe. Also, i have the hype drive, so i could get to your cookie hideouts from my planet within seconds. therefore: My kookie. Can you... Like... Not make it impossible for anyone else? This is supposed to be at least kind of fun. By wasting people's time you forefit the cookie, and I take it. Mein Cook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minmus Derp Posted September 15, 2018 Share Posted September 15, 2018 My planet is invisible. My kookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted September 15, 2018 Share Posted September 15, 2018 2 hours ago, The Minmus Derp said: My planet is invisible. My kookie. I put a sphere of vacuum decay in the center of the universe and make it go thousands of millions of times faster that the speed of light. As everything is mercilessly destroyed, your planet, my planet, everyone's planet is destroyed, never to be seen again. The universe is finally calm, with no disturbance. And noone making forum games not fun anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 15, 2018 Share Posted September 15, 2018 You have gotten into an antikookie region of galaxy. All kookies have annihilated destroying everything around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minmus Derp Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 nope. my galaxy is extradimensional. It is in a pocketuniverse TM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 I deploy an omniverse-scale ontological weapon. It makes the very concept of the existence of a cookie outside of my possession impossible. All cookies which could possibly exist are mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 (edited) All your mine's are just my local instances. Look. I close the browser page, and no more you around. (Omniverse, after all.) Edited September 16, 2018 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 I sneak into your browser history and blackmail you to give me the cookie. Mein Cook Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minmus Derp Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 cookie_owner: @The Minmus Derp people_who_will_never_have_the_cookie: @Everybody except me and @Pascovian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 #define me @kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerbolExplorer Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 23 hours ago, The Minmus Derp said: cookie_owner: @The Minmus Derp people_who_will_never_have_the_cookie: @Everybody except me and @Pascovian Im not there so.... MY COOKIE! I hide it in my Dunatian colony Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 Somebody gets registered under name of @Dunatian and now owns the cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 I steal @Dunation's cookie and eat it. My cookie. On 9/16/2018 at 9:10 AM, The Minmus Derp said: cookie_owner: @The Minmus Derp people_who_will_never_have_the_cookie: @Everybody except me and @Pascovian Well, because of the way variables work in literally every coding language, you never specified what 'except me and' is and you should probably list all fifty thousand forum members. You would also have to define how it should interpret what 'cookie_owner' and 'people_who_will_never_have_the_cookie'. You'd have to set a new function. And besides,most languages are much more complex. So that's just a three line syntax error. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pascovian Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 i steal the kookie from kerbiloid. me and @The Minmus Derp's kookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 Happily kerbiloid wasn't that Dunatian, so he didn't own a kookie. So, I'm not even sure what have you stolen. Both Pascovian and The Minmus Derp are hospitalized with nausea and diarrhea at once after eating something unknown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minmus Derp Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 i recover in 5 seconds. My cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 (edited) They recover every 5 seconds. Then run out of the room again. Edited September 18, 2018 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 I steal yer kookie, den split w/ Minmus and @Pascovian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraston Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 The cookie has the Black Death on it. Only i can eat the cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 I split the kookie, not the cookie. Thus, you eat your cursed cookie, and @The Minmus Derp, @Kernel Kraken, ,@Pascovian, and I eat the yyuummyy kookie. On 9/16/2018 at 10:10 AM, The Minmus Derp said: oops y did I do this... snip And, just to make it official, cookie_owner: @HansonKerman people_who_will_never_have_the_kookie: @Everybody except me and @Pascovian and @Kernel Kraken and @The Minmus Derp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 Ivlivs Caesar has come and burns all those paganic cookies and kookies, replacing them with proper coocies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 (edited) 14 hours ago, HansonKerman said: I split the kookie, not the cookie. Thus, you eat your cursed cookie, and @The Minmus Derp, @Kernel Kraken, ,@Pascovian, and I eat the yyuummyy kookie. And, just to make it official, cookie_owner: @HansonKerman people_who_will_never_have_the_kookie: @Everybody except me and @Pascovian and @Kernel Kraken and @The Minmus Derp the following post is in all caps Spoiler AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THATS NOT HOW ANY CODING LANGUAGE EVER WORKS I nuke everything and therefore forefit the cookie. The cookie is destroyed in a nuclear hellfire and I bake a new cookie.... Except it's a cupcake! Bwahahahaha! Edited September 22, 2018 by Kernel Kraken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 I steal the cookie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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