There is a Zombie apocalypse. You only have your profile picture to protect you. How do you fare?

[Guest]

Im hidden on Saturn. 

[ChrisSpace]

I'll use my Porg as a companion, also as a scout to keep an eye out.

[Nailed it!]

I’m stranded with an scared Bill around Duna... At least I won’t die by zombies...

 

Unless Dead Space

[MDZhB]

heh heh.

[TheKSPBeginner]

DANNEH

[guesswho2778]

snake (from metal gear solid) will hide in a metal gear ray and kill all zombies

@TheKSPBeginner thats only a coincidence

[TheKSPBeginner]

I summon Jeb.

[GDJ]

I'm the Tony-frickin-Stark of the Kerbal Universe. Zombies run away from me!


(or at least they do in my head, and since it's my imagination I'm always right.....in my mind.....:) )

 

[Kernel Kraken]

I summon the kraken to protect me. Tee hee!

[Kernel Kraken]

On 8/15/2017 at 12:49 PM, linuxgurugamer said:

No problem.  I'll just strap on my rocket wing and fly away

...cocky Linux user...

[kerbiloid]

Are zombies afraid of Santopus?

 

[Wildcat111]

On 8/10/2017 at 8:14 PM, StupidAndy said:

I have the power of everything spacex does

not sure how to weaponize a Falcon 9 though...

Yes, you have the power to land 2 boosters at the exact same time.

And hundreds of your own employees cheering wildly:

Me too...

P.S: How to weaponize a Falcon 9: Use the engines.

Edited February 13, 2018 by Wildcat111

[roboslacker]

I have Catbert, the evil HR directors. I'll be safe from the zombies, but I think zombification is preferable to working under Catbert.

[Kernel Kraken]

15 hours ago, kerbiloid said:

Are zombies afraid of Santopus?

 

Depends. If it is the Giant Variety( i.e, architeuthis santa) it would be large enough to protect me. If not, I can use it as a Splatoon style ink gun and blind the zombies.

[Kerbinchaser]

Dead. Jedediah isn't gonna do anything. 

If I made ^ THAT my profile pic... I'd be okay...  

[Kernel Kraken]

But Jeb is a BadS! He'd blow the zambies to the moon!

[TheKSPBeginner]

correct

[Kernel Kraken]

Beginner, you have the same thing. You'd survive. I'm not sure about my odds.

[RealKerbal3x]

I would lure the zombies to Laythe, then enter the atmosphere IN MY SPACESUIT (using the power of KSP 0.90 with no reentry heat). The zombies would burn up but I could survive the landing (by landing on my head). Then I would just live on Laythe.

[HansonKerman]

On 8/10/2017 at 10:45 PM, IncongruousGoat said:

Well, I've got a steam engine, which lets me... start the industrial revolution again?

Honestly, this doesn't end well for me.

Blow smoke into their faces!

Me? I'm a blank Kerbal. I... could deafen them to second death?

[kerbiloid]

My and the previous poster's profile pictures.

This is how all this will look like.

[Xorth Tanovar]

I just have to call in for an A-10 or Spectre CAS strike...

[TheKSPBeginner]

Wheeeeee

[Fraston]

Well, haha, if you play battle cats, you know im pretty well off

[Fraston]

Hello?