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There is a Zombie apocalypse. You only have your profile picture to protect you. How do you fare?


Ultimate Steve

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Who said you had to empty the bud can first ? They're heavier and deliver more energy on impact if it's full. Also, if you shake them enough and you find a way to pierce the can on demand, to let the beer evacuate from the hammer, you'll have a fuel (kinda) propelled hammer to strike at zombies.

But yeah, you'll do fine.

Me ? not so much. I mean, farting rainbow in the sky while singing a weird song does not sounds like a good survival strategy. But then, maybe I can became a zombie leader somehow ?

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Earth is quote-unquote impure, so she would have to get to the moon so no help there. Unless one can strike up a “state of the world” conversation before they hit the road.

Also, surely the lunar capital has the power to deorbit the moon, so uh... Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask but you want the moon to crash?

Discussing the practical applications to the powers of Touhou characters lead to canned doomsday, there are no two ways about it.

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