There is a Zombie apocalypse. You only have the last thing you googled to protect you. How do you fare?

[Ultimate Steve]

This is exactly like the other thread, except using the last thing you googled instead of your profile picture.

Somehow, there is now a zombie apocalypse, don't question it, it just happened somehow. Also, you now magically possess the last thing you searched on the internet (doesn't have to be Google, it can be Bing or something else).

So, how about me?

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rss delta v map

Great, I now have a Delta-V map for the Real Solar System.

 

 

So, I'm pretty much dead unless I can teach the Zombies about space and wait until they all send themselves into the sun.

 

How would you do?

[StupidAndy]

what if its the last thing I BINGED!!!

well I have

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spacedock

I don't know, I could mod in some part mods, maybe BD armory

I think I'm dead

[Confused Scientist]

"Do not take more than forty-five minutes to complete the assignment; this is merely an ungraded assessment of your skills."

So now I've got a timer to fight the zombies. Wonderful. Just wonderful.

[Just Jim]

OK, this is going to sound a little weird, but the last thing I googled was a couple weeks ago.... an article about a 6th dynasty Egyptian super-BadS Pharaoh, who's name I cannot say at this time (Emiko spoilers...)

All I can say is the zombies never stood a chance.... 

[IncongruousGoat]

I last searched "xkcd what if metal lakes", which lead me to What If #50. I have lakes of liquid mercury, bromine, gallium, tungsten, nitrogen, and helium. And a rowboat. With all these liquids at my disposal, dealing with a few zombies shouldn't be too hard. Just pushing them into any one of these lakes (well, maybe not the mercury or gallium ones) would be instant zombie death.

If that doesn't work, there's always the rowboat. Zombies aren't too good at swimming, and with a little luck and planning I should be able to make it to another continent, preferably one without zombies.

[GDJ]

Rear control arms for the E36 BMW.

Yeah, I have a battle weapon. I'll do just fine.

[kerbiloid]

8 hours ago, Ultimate Steve said:

So, I'm pretty much dead unless I can teach the Zombies about space and wait until they all send themselves into the sun.

After zombocalypse, try to learn this map by heart.
When you will get close to ~30%, zombies will be ignoring you as you will be looking exactly like them.
When you are ready, just repeat this map by heart, walking along the streets. With moving lips and faraway look, .you will be absolutely safe.

2 hours ago, Just Jim said:

OK, this is going to sound a little weird, but the last thing I googled was a couple weeks ago.... an article about a 6th dynasty Egyptian super-BadS Pharaoh, who's name I cannot say at this time (Emiko spoilers...)

All I can say is the zombies never stood a chance..

Mummies beat zombies. But better have a scarab in your pocket just for friendly identification.

P.S.
Happily, absolutely coincidentally the last thing I'd googled was "how to survive in zombocalypse with what you have googled the last".

Now I have a complete set of guides and simulators of zombosurvival.

[StupidAndy]

now the last thing I had was...

Windows Movie Maker

uh oh, I don't think it works on W10, but even if it did, I could make propaganda movies...?

still dead

[KerbolExplorer]

great i can fight the zombies whit a citiesskylines trailer

im probably dead

 

 

[YNM]

The last thing I googled (wiki-ed ?) was about railway signal safety system (PZB and AWS, the later abreviated here) on google.

At least I could get away on the train...

Although the one for AWS shows this instead, so...

Edited August 18, 2017 by YNM

[kerbinorbiter]

what would a rocket equaton do

[Sgt Doomball]

I last googled the p-80 shooting star. I might be helpful in clearing out hourdes of zombies but it uses a lot of fuel so it would be a last resort.

[kerbiloid]

1 hour ago, StupidAndy said:

Windows Movie Maker

uh oh, I don't think it works on W10, but even if it did, I could make propaganda movies...?

No, vice versa, now you have a chance.
You can make movies about a peaceful, easy place where your community lives.
Tired strangers will watch them and walk to you from other places around, bringing all their goods.
_{Don't hesitate calling your place Terminus.}

Spoiler

 

55 minutes ago, kerbinorbiter said:

what would a rocket equaton do

Well, at least you will have something pleasant to think about, sitting for two weeks in a car blocked by zombies scratching the wndows...

[ChrisSpace]

"Bill wurtz memes"

[YNM]

3 hours ago, ChrisSpace said:

"Bill wurtz memes"

Must be great to spend however many times you have, and to extend it a bit everytime they get confused.

[TheKSPBeginner]

Suicide burn counter.

I have to run from the zombies until the timer is up, then they burn.

[Bubbadevlin]

Last thing i googled.. a v22 osprey! I think i survived for a pretty good amount of time ;0

[ModerndayLink]

Last thing I googled was Minecraft 

so with minecraft logic on my side I can watch the zombies burn up during the day and I can just go to sleep once it becomes night time and then it will instantly become day again

Edited August 20, 2017 by ModerndayLink

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[StupidAndy]

okay...I think it went along the lines of this:

RGB Alpha Channel Color Codes

...

I think I can...no

I'm dead

[cratercracker]

If I will say what googled last time I'd get banned.

Anyway ded.

[kerbiloid]

1 hour ago, cratercracker said:

If I will say what googled last time I'd get banned.

Zombanned

[Guest]

Well, the last thing I googled is this website.

ALRIGHT FELLOW COMMUNITY, LETS DESTROY THE ZOMBIES!!!

[KSP Bros KS]

"Ju-87 Stuka"

Do zombies get freaked out by sirens?

Edited September 4, 2017 by KSP Bros KS

[53miner53]

"Go karts" 

I'll be fine until the go kart runs out of electricity/fuel. Then I'm dead