There is a Zombie apocalypse. You only have the last thing you googled to protect you. How do you fare?

[Dat Kerbal Dude]

18 minutes ago, Clamp-o-Tron said:

I will be just fine.

you just reminded me of that cursed scott head pack

[Ultimate Steve]

Propane chemical formula, C3H8. Do I get any amount of it? One molecule? Just the formula? If I have enough I can burn them all, but any other amount and it's pretty useless.

[Guest]

When does Mandalorian Season 2 start time wise?

yeah, I mean, this is the way...

[catloaf]

Raspberry pi gpio pins

Maybe I could electrocute them with all 5 volts of power.

[GuessingEveryDay]

Thank you so much @Dat Kerbal Dude! I can scare the zombies to death with this!

[AmericanRocketryRambler]

last thing I searched the Saturn V. Well, see you on the moon

[Commodore_32]

I don't think an RGB Corsair keyboard would do surviving capabilities.

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But I can smack them with it

 

[sir rocket]

Ksp forums.

Maybe I can escape to kerbin?

[AlamoVampire]

The last thing i googled was heatblur’s f-14 package for DCS. Guess Id do ok lol. 
 

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[FahmiRBLX]

The last thing I Googled was...

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human rights for proper wifi

Hmm...

[scottadges]

The last thing I googled was Micropore tape (for bandages, don't ask). I guess that would help me.

[NH04]

The last thing I Googled was:

"Tank"

I should be fine... The 'zombies', not so much...

[Popestar]

Well, I've got every definition for the acronym SRB.

[Souptime]

Disodium glutemate

Its tasty and thats all i need

[sir rocket]

hyrule warriors: age of calamity.

i cant see a small chip doing very well. I wouldn't even have the console to play it on!

[Naeth Kerman]

oculus quest 2 60gb of 256gb

i don’t think virtual reality headsets will help me 

[Mikenike]

On 11/15/2020 at 5:40 AM, AlamoVampire said:

The last thing i googled was heatblur’s f-14 package for DCS. Guess Id do ok lol. 
 

Until you run out of fuel. Personally I have a Fully laden F-14 being refueled by a KC-135R that is being refueld by a KC-135R.

[AlamoVampire]

On 12/10/2020 at 9:01 AM, Mikenike said:

Until you run out of fuel. Personally I have a Fully laden F-14 being refueled by a KC-135R that is being refueld by a KC-135R.

eh as long as ive the 2 300 gallon bags under it and a full fuel load, i can likely make it to an island where there are no zombies and can just eject to safety <unlikely to be able to land the bird on such an island lol>

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[Mikenike]

On 12/12/2020 at 2:37 AM, AlamoVampire said:

i can likely make it to an island where there are no zombies and can just eject to safety <unlikely to be able to land the bird on such an island lol>

For once Tuvalu may be useful. Isolated, small, has an airport, is slowly sinking.

[Dirkidirk]

"shrike"

Those things like impaling animals on spikes, might be able to use that.

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[DarkBrave_]

Great now I have a World War 1 Timeline.

i think im dead

[sir rocket]

Let's actually start figuring out how we would survive.

Anyway, virgin galactic spaceplane

[SpaceNerd4]

i have cringe memes. welp...

 

[Fraston]

“Orteil.dashnet.org”

Schist.

I mean, crushing the zombies under a mountain of cookies would work, but otherwise I’m screwed.

[sir rocket]

I just realised that it might be possible to try to construct a space station with some of this stuff