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FahmiRBLX

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I'm goat,

If I was pig I would die

I'm in need of a rye

Stabbed me right in eye

Have a leaf, Imma blind

Stuck in mid of a line

Have to yeet I won't die

Gotta pee Imma bye

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On 6/8/2020 at 1:01 AM, Lanley Kerman said:

 

there goes another 2gb of disk memory 


Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history.

Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style, such as doing a backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window, and you'll earn even more points! Or you could just give Steam Workshop a spin and create your own goats, levels, missions, and more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.
Disclaimer
Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.
Key Features
You can be a goat
Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
Steam Workshop support - make your own goats, levels, missions, game modes, and more!
MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
In-game physics that bug out all the time
Seriously look at that goat's neck
You can be a goat

 

 

On 6/3/2020 at 8:21 PM, HansonKerman said:

from this we can assume that goat is synonymous with game

 

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Goaty1208

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Actually, my flag has Jeb and a giant goat.

yes

a goat

P.S.: do goat mods exist? 

On 6/8/2020 at 7:01 AM, Lanley Kerman said:

 

there goes another 2gb of disk memory 


Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history.

Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style, such as doing a backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window, and you'll earn even more points! Or you could just give Steam Workshop a spin and create your own goats, levels, missions, and more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.
Disclaimer
Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.
Key Features
You can be a goat
Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
Steam Workshop support - make your own goats, levels, missions, game modes, and more!
MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
In-game physics that bug out all the time
Seriously look at that goat's neck
You can be a goat

 

Goats+ bugs= a happy Goaty1208

1 minute ago, Goaty1208 said:

Seriously look at that goat's neck

I always look at it

I always do

who doesn't?

really.

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Minecraft News on Twitter: "Are you excited for Goats to be added to Minecraft?… "

GOATS!!!!!

Here is 10 facts about GOATS!!!!!

1. The amount of GOAT!!!!! species in the world is 300 species

2. GOATS!!!!! largest ever horn size was this boy

Video: Meet Rasputin - the goat with the largest horn spread | Guinness World Records

3. Human fought wars against GOATS!!!!! 

 This Country Fought a War with 250,000 Goats; Who Won? - YouTube

4. GOATS!!!!! Are related to sheep

5. GOATS!!!!! have their own thread on KSP forums

 

 

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