KSP Limericks

[ColdJ]

I've corrupted now many a wish.

And sadly the soup in my dish.

My night now is done.

Thanks all for the fun.

Goodbye now and thanks for the Fish.

[Dientus]

Wait just a sec 'fore you go

There is something to you I must show

Did I put it here

Or maybe right there

Oh well, have a good night now bro

 

[ColdJ]

When Jebediah was a boy.

You kwow what was his favourite toy?

It was not a plane

Nor a fancy train.

But a big green duck that gave him joy.

[Aerodynamic Kerbal]

If you want to be really cool,

Then you should go to Jool.

The atmosphere is really hot,

But you should give it a shot!

Then you should let your ship cool

[ColdJ]

There was a poor Kerbal named Sally.

That flew her jet down in a valley.

But sadly for her.

The stop did occur.

When she found the dead end of the alley.

[Dientus]

One day an admin felt stumped

For all the threads appeared lumped

One must confess

It was a jumpled mess

And with that, this thread gets bumped

[ColdJ]

A courageous young Kerbal named James.

Was renowned for flying fast planes.

Someone in the know.

Said, "where you spend your dough."

He replied "on my underpants stains"

Edited August 4, 2021 by ColdJ

[Caerfinon]

There was a young kerbal named Clark
Who flew into space after dark
When a flare from the Sun
That he could not outrun
Put an end to the lark of young Clark.

[ColdJ]

There once was a Kerbal named Rodger.

That lived to be an old Codger.

When asked how did he.

Make one hundred and three.

He said "They called me the great dodger"

[Dientus]

There was this spaceship called The Newt,

That looked as straight as a flute,

The ship would have fame,

But not for the name,

But because The Newt had no chute.

[ColdJ]

I once knew a kerbal name Perry

Who was jolly and happy and merry.

He went on a cruise.

Said "There's nothing to lose.

Then sadly went down with the ferry.

[Dman979]

A stout little green dude named Mort
(Who was of the adventuresome sort)
Sat on top of a rocket
With a faulty sprocket
That controllers were forced to abort!

[ColdJ]

I wish to like what you wrote Ah.

But it seems I have used up my quota.

Instead I'll say this.

Your limerick is bliss.

Now what can I rhyme like a floater?

[Dientus]

There is this one thread you can click
To do so you have to be quick
It's always a shock
To see the small lock 
I think that it needs a good kick

[ColdJ]

A kerbal named Kevin bacon.

Was forever tempting the Kraken.

He lost all his wits.

His ship fell to bits

Now whatever he does it is shaking.

[Dientus]

There was a stunt kerbal named Matt

Who liked to show off his new hat

But one fateful day

The wind blew it away

Now Matt acts like a complete brat

[ColdJ]

There once was a Kerbal named Luke.

Who used the force on a fluke.

A Darth that was bad.

Said: "I am your Dad."

Which caused our poor Kerbal to puke.

[ColdJ]

Once more to the breach my dear friends.

It seems that this thread's reached it's ends.

Remember when diving.

The key to surviving.

Don't rise fast or you'll get the Bends.

[Dman979]

Your limericks are really quite clever,
But they're an off-topic endeavor.
You see, in this thread
KSP (as Garg said)
Is the subject of our rhymes- forever!

[ColdJ]

7 hours ago, Dman979 said:

Your limericks are really quite clever,
But they're an off-topic endeavor.
You see, in this thread
KSP (as Garg said)
Is the subject of our rhymes- forever!

Yes I agree that is true

But you were by three weeks overdue.

So I thought it all done

Said thanks for the fun.

And was writing the rhyme for adieu.

[KSP_linux0191]

There once was a Kerbal named Bobster,

Who had a pet toy wind-up lobster.

While Bobster was fishing,

His lobster went missing.

And Bobster looks for it still.

Edited October 7, 2021 by KSP_linux0191
Fixed last line (thanks ColdJ)

[ColdJ]

4 hours ago, KSP_linux0191 said:

And Bobster is looking for it still.

And still looking for it is poor Bobster.

or

Make sure you don't annoy a Mobster.

[Admiral Fluffy]

I am not very good at docking,

when my eyes are blocked by a stocking,

But I can’t do it normally, 

not even informally,

I guess I need a better last line!

[AtomicTech]

I can not rhyme,

I don't have the time,

I think I'll add another line.

[ColdJ]

It is nice to see people back

But no one seems to keep track

Of rules that apply

It's making me cry.

Might have to stretch, you all, on the rack.