Kerbal Death Note

[Mars-Bound Hokie]

I'll take a booster... and ADD IT!

 

Here are the rules:

1. Kill the kerbal whose name is written in the post right before yours. You can either:
   1. Use pictures.
   2. Write in detail what happens that causes the specified target to die in the specified manner.
   3. (IF YOU ARE DARING ENOUGH) Make a video which involves the target dying in the specified manner.
2. Write the name of your next victim and the desired manner of death; and no, you can't use "heart attack." This is Kerbal Space Program, you have to be a bit more creative than that (within physical possibility, of course).
   1. Don't get too specific; it's up to the person after you to describe exactly what happens.
3. Kill ONLY the intended target; no additional deaths in your scenarios.
   1. Bystanders/crewmates wounded or knocked out okay.
4. No double-posting.
   1. Manner of death is okay, but you can't use the same exact scenario twice.
5. No derailing the game by posting irrelevant material. 
6. No inappropriate stuff (PLEASE!)

 

EXAMPLE
Person 1	Target: Jebediah Kerman Manner: Plane Crash
Person 2	The guys at the SPH forgot to add control surfaces in the new supersonic jet prototype. As a result, Jebediah Kerman lost control at the runway and crashed into one of the corner lights. His plane flipped over and blew up; the resulting explosion killed him instantly.   Mark Kerman – shot
Person 3	One of the interns splashed coffee on the central computer controlling the KSC’s automated defense systems. While the intern was trying to fix it, he inadvertently triggered BDArmory’s heat-guided laser targeting system. Since Mark Kerman was returning from his run around the facility perimeter, the laser’s system mistook him for an intruder and opened fire. The first shot killed him.   Valentina Kerman will die from poisoning
AND SO ON

 

Have fun, everyone. I'll start us off.

 

Bob Kerman - explosion

Edited May 13, 2021 by Mars-Bound Hokie
Adding the video part to Rule 1

[Dirkidirk]

the engineers at the ksc made a slight miscalculation with the amount of delta-V in the lander, and It ran out of fuel before it reach tylo orbit. bob was incinerated upon contact with the dashboard or something.

kirrim kerman - perished to the vacuum (I somehow forgot this)

Edited December 5, 2019 by Dirkidirk
everything

[Mars-Bound Hokie]

Nice one, @Dirkidirk - and pretty much like any other day in the KSC.

 

Who are you going to kill next? That's pretty much the game here:

1. You tell how the name above you dies.
2. You then write your next victim and his/her manner of death.

[Fraston]

The newest test of an orbital rocket failed, having a loose strut on the final stage. The missing connector made the strut hinge backward and collide with the engine, when fired. The explosion blew up the capsule and shot Kirrim into space.

Dade Kerman-Overheating

Edited December 5, 2019 by Fraston

[Mars-Bound Hokie]

Bill Kerman, who had entered the Unconventional Gilly Lander contest on a dare, got drunk with his friends and designed the Smallstep while still intoxicated. He then got his friend Dade, who was also drunk at the time, to help him test it at the launch pad. 

 

• You can pretty much guess what happened from here.

 

(SORRY IF I SEEM NOSY HERE. AS MUCH AS I WANT TO LEAVE THE CREATIVITY UP TO YOU ALL, I JUST COULDN'T RESIST USING THIS WACKY SPACECRAFT BEFORE SOMEONE USES SOMETHING "CONVENTIONAL" (E.G. A RE-ENTRY FAILURE OR FORGETTING TO CHECK STAGING). I'LL GO LEAVE THE FUN TO YOU NOW)

 

Victim: Arfield Kerman

Manner: Poisoned

[Rover 6428]

During his return from a routine rotation of the Kerbin 2 (a space station located in the LKO) Dade Kerman started the re-entry procedures for planetfall. However, a fluke micrometeorite managed to hit the life support control sytem of their pod, disabling it. But when the alarms went off, it was too late: the reentry has begun.

When the ground crew arrived to pick up the kerbanauts, no one suspected anything, untill they opened the steaming capsule, only to find  the ashed remains of what once were their friend...

 

Bobly Kerman - starvation

Edited December 5, 2019 by Rover 6428

[Mars-Bound Hokie]

@Rover 6428, nice entry you got. Only a couple of problems.

1. I had already posted for Dade's death.
   1. Although, in your defense, none of us can tell if someone is typing on the same thread at the same time. It may be awkward to other readers to see, but it's not that big a deal.
2. You broke Rule 3 of the game, which explicitly states that you cannot kill more than one kerbal at a time. Your scenario included MULTIPLE kerbals dying along with Dade; you were supposed to kill DADE ONLY.

 

I chose "Kerbal Death Note" as the title since we're basically serving its function and it's more popular.  Plus, Kira writing names and causing lots of people to die is like every other day at the KSC for most users.

 

EDIT: Saw you fix it. Thanks. Now we can all have fun here.

Edited December 5, 2019 by Mars-Bound Hokie
Saw @Rover 6428 edit to comply with Rule 3

[Mars-Bound Hokie]

I know I said that I'll leave the creativity to everyone else, but I want to get us back on track since @Rover 6428 and I (by sheer coincidence) wrote scenarios for the same death. Here we go.

 

23 hours ago, Rover 6428 said:

Bobly Kerman - starvation

 

In the polar region of Moho, Bobly was riding his open-cockpit rover to the Mohole. Since it was on autopilot, he decided to take a little nap. As he dozed off, his helmet hit a button that deleted the designated waypoint from his navicomputer; it would end up going at 10 meters per second at a 90-degree heading without stopping. An hour later, he was jerked awake and noticed that his vehicle was sliding down the Mohole. In a panic, he tried to unbuckle himself out to exit - but he was too frantic to do anything right. As a last resort, he took out his knife and cut himself free and activated his suit's jetpack.

However, he had applied too much thrust forward and he crashed into the side of the Mohole. Though Bobly only sustained a broken rib, his suit's internal computer reported that the propellant tank was punctured. Bobly tried to move back to the center, but of course he hit the other side again - causing another propellant leak. Finally, he decided to concentrate his thrust upward while he still could. Unfortunately, as soon as the rover hit the bottom, one of the springs for the wheels was propelled upward and hit Bobly. The impact knocked him out cold.

When Bobly finally came to, he noticed that he was at the bottom of the Mohole; on top of what used to be his small rover. He attempted to fly back up, but his jetpack sustained critical damage and he was all out of propellant. He then tried to radio Mission Control for help, but his communications system was inoperative. Though his life support systems were intact, he realized he was doomed as soon as the sunlight left the bottom of the Mohole. 

Spoiler

Half a year later, a very small probe found a kerbal's body encased in an EVA suit (on top of what appeared to be a rover wreck). Two kerbalnauts then flew toward the bottom to retrieve the corpse and bring it to their surface base for analysis. It was then confirmed that the body was that of Bobly Kerman, who died of starvation shortly after his transponder signal went dead.

 

 

Victim: Arfield Kerman

Manner: Poisoned

[Rover 6428]

Alfred Kerman was an astronomer in the R&D senter. During a trivial inspection of the Duna's surface through the pictures taken from the sattelites, he found something very weird about one of the northern sectors: Although under visible light there was nothing interesting to see there, the background radiation in the area was a lot more intense than any other area on the planet. As well as that, the sensors picked up a strange signal coming at high frequencies from the sector. Excited to share the news of a new discovery, Alfred rushed back home to prepare his report for the next day. But as the sun rose, he didn't turn up...

Five days later, his body was found in his apartment. All the files were taken, as well as all the footage from the sattelites. The only two leads that were found in the apartment of the cause of Alfred's death, was a cup of tea with high concentration of Arsenic, as well as high concentrations of it in Alfred's blood. The second clue was the "Ω" symbol engraved on his arm with a knife.

Kimbly Kerman- eaten alive

[έķ νίĻĻάίή]

Godammit this is hard

Umm

THE KRACKEN ROVER, NORTHBOUND 

PLANET NAME VAL

Pilot kimbly Kerman 

 

LOG 1

Woke up, ate snacks, did science then went to bed

LOG 2

Ate snacks.

LOG 3

Set rover to drive towards reported disturbance. Feeling strange.

LOG 3

Seeing tall structures in the distance...

LOG 4

I don’t feel so well-OHMYGODOHMYGOD——-

end of log

19 days later

after the reported destruction of the kracken rover, the ksc has sent a satellite over the crash site.

The is debris all over the floor in the middle of what appears to be a valhenge 

There is also a empty spacesuit, and so we have concluded that kimbly Kerman has been eaten alive by the kracken.

RIP kimbly Kerman

next up-

Kirrim kerman

 death by- stunt accident 

Edited December 7, 2019 by έķ νίĻĻάίή

[Dirkidirk]

20 minutes ago, έķ νίĻĻάίή said:

Godammit this is hard

Umm

THE KRACKEN ROVER, NORTHBOUND 

PLANET NAME VAL

Pilot kimbly Kerman 

 

LOG 1

Woke up, ate snacks, did science then went to bed

LOG 2

Ate snacks.

LOG 3

Set rover to drive towards reported disturbance. Feeling strange.

LOG 3

Seeing tall structures in the distance...

LOG 4

I don’t feel so well-OHMYGODOHMYGOD——-

end of log

19 days later

after the reported destruction of the kracken rover, the ksc has sent a satellite over the crash site.

The is debris all over the floor in the middle of what appears to be a valhenge 

There is also a empty spacesuit, and so we have concluded that kimbly Kerman has been eaten alive by the kracken.

RIP kimbly Kerman

B̶̛͚͍͕̻̰̉̈́̽̇Ơ̷̢͍͖̥̰̙̤̑̅̔͆͒I̷̛̭̯̰̒͑̉̾͋̔̕͠͝

 

Your supposed to

On 12/5/2019 at 12:41 PM, Mars-Bound Hokie said:

Write the name of your next victim and the desired manner of death

 

[έķ νίĻĻάίή]

2 hours ago, Dirkidirk said:

B̶̛͚͍͕̻̰̉̈́̽̇Ơ̷̢͍͖̥̰̙̤̑̅̔͆͒I̷̛̭̯̰̒͑̉̾͋̔̕͠͝

 

Your supposed to

On 12/6/2019 at 1:41 AM, Mars-Bound Hokie said:

Write the name of your next victim and the desired manner of death

 

Kk

[KerbolExplorer]

Kirrim kerman experienced Kinetic energy

Papanov kerman - listening loud music

[cubinator]

Papanov was a test engineer who managed to configure one of the rapid-pulsing Vernier engines to function as audio output. Unfortunately, he began testing a little too eagerly in his smallish lab desk where the engine's sound and blast stunned him and he soon suffocated from the pure nitrogen exhaust from his new speaker.

Herman Kerman - launched on unmanned probe

[DarkOwl57]

Herman had been out late the night before, so decided to take a quick nap after checking the code on the new probe that would be sent off later that week. Only it wasn't later that week. It was today. At least he got his nap time in I guess, eh?

Georgia Kerman: Shot down

[Kernel Kraken]

While doing a few loops around the KSC, Georgia was shot down by a rocket- what the directors are calling a "Suprise SAM Test"- and tragically perished in a large explosion. We're not sure who to blame yet, but we will find out and send them to EVE as punishment.

 

Valentina- pushed off of a cliff.

[έķ νίĻĻάίή]

Valentina was researching an FTL ㅂber drive but someone found out, wanted the idea for himself so he killed val by pushing her off a cliff.

Karen Kerman- called for the manager too many times

[Mars-Bound Hokie]

After Karen Kerman complained about the music at a Mun base, she started to repeatedly dial the outpost manager's number. Unbeknownst to Karen, her diabetic monitor's battery had died; though she had a low battery warning system on her phone, she ignored the notifications. When she realized that the manager was in the U.S.S. Armstrong 75 kilometers above the Mun's surface, she hailed a rover and was taken to the nearest lander.  Karen then ordered the lander to fly to a 50-kilometer parking orbit before rendezvousing with the U.S.S. Armstrong. 

During the ascent, she started to loss consciousness and enter a diabetic coma. The lander was drifting for days after the autopilot made its circularization node. The Mun's governor then got curious about a lander being in orbit undocked to anything and not responding to communication attempts, so he dispatched a rescue crew to check it out. By the time they docked with the lander, it was already too late. Karen Kerman's body was strapped to a capsule seat, already stinking up the air inside (though the rescue crew didn't notice with their helmets on). 

 

Susan Kerman - burned alive

[FahmiRBLX]

Susan Kerman was supposedly preparing to land on Minmus using his EVA pack when he positioned too close to the engine bell and had been burnt to ashes once his spacecraft's engine fired up, supposedly pushing him to a slower orbital speed amd finally resting on the surface.

Matt Kerman - Hitting one of the beams supporting his artificial gravity station while the ring is in operation.

[kerbiloid]

Spoiler

On 12/11/2019 at 7:00 AM, Mars-Bound Hokie said:

Susan Kerman - burned alive

"You're fired", said her boss.

 

[Mars-Bound Hokie]

59 minutes ago, kerbiloid said:

"You're fired", said her boss.

Ha ha, "fired." Very funny. 

 

The name of the game is "Kerbal Death Note," as in Susan was supposed to DIE. 

You're also supposed to kill the kerbal whose name is written in the post right before yours in the designated manner/cause.

• In your case, @FahmiRBLXian asked you to kill Matt Kerman by "Hitting one of the beams supporting his artificial gravity station while the ring is in operation." The scenario surrounding that death is entirely up to you (e.g. texting while in an EVA suit, testing disaster, etc.)
  • Skipping back to a prior post could throw off the flow.
    • That doesn't mean you can't have your little joke on the side if you want a few laughs.

Edited December 12, 2019 by Mars-Bound Hokie

[KerbolExplorer]

NAN Kerbal was killed by #~#€compiler error: reason for death was not declared#~€#€

 

Keonardo kerman-reason:painting

 

Edited December 14, 2019 by KerbolExplorer

[Kernel Kraken]

Keonardo Kerman was hired to put the yellow and black stripes on engines, until one fired up and he was cooked crispier than a Nagasaki cab driver.

Ken Kerman: racing car crash.

[Dirkidirk]

51 minutes ago, Kernel Kraken said:

Keonardo Kerman was hired to put the yellow and black stripes on engines, until one fired up and he was cooked crispier than a Nagasaki cab driver.

Ken Kerman: racing car crash.

ken kerman was racing with his friends on the minmus flats at supersonic speeds, until he accidently turned too far to the left. in 2 seconds he and his car SPLODED.

roton kerman - too much air

[KerbolExplorer]

Roton Kerman was squised because he was in a room with too much air

 

Steve Kerman-Christmas