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" Forgetting ladders "

" Using the wrong engine "

" "Accidentally" killing kerbals "

" Skinny dipping on Laythe "

" Forgetting kerbals "

" Burning way too late "

" Skimming the KSP Forums "

" Working out incompatible mods " (if any mods are installed)

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On 11/3/2021 at 10:45 AM, ColdJ said:

(I love it when young people complain about load times. A simple 8 bit colour side scroller used take 10 minutes to load from a cassette tape and all you had to amuse you was flashing colour lines.)

Remember how long it took SimCity 3 to load? You had time to go to the fridge, open a can of soda, drink half the can, set the can down, get a brownie, eat the brownie, forget where you set your soda down at, and by the time you found your soda, the SimCity music would just be starting...

And don't even try to explain to the younger crowd the pain of dial-up...

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8 minutes ago, adsii1970 said:

Remember how long it took SimCity 3 to load? You had time to go to the fridge, open a can of soda, drink half the can, set the can down, get a brownie, eat the brownie, forget where you set your soda down at, and by the time you found your soda, the SimCity music would just be starting...

 

Sounds painful.

"Waiting for SimCity to load"

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“Triggering boom event”- could apply to colonies or rockets, depending on the circumstances!

“Spinning flanges”- a nod to the EVA experiments kit.

“Performing percussive maintenance”- because hitting things with a hammer always fixes it, right?

“Mispronouncing ‘Laythe’/‘Vall’/‘Mun’”- might as well open that can of worms while I’m here.

”404 celestial body not found: ‘Dres’”- it’s actually not as boring as everyone keeps saying, just rather out of the way in its stock location and barely worth a trip just to get there.

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"Loading too many mods."

"Thanking Nertea."

"Ignoring Moho."

"Adding moar boosters."

"Who's Jeff?"

"Delaying Game Release."

"Opening another game."

"What's an Eloneron?"

"Creating a forums account."

"Watching Whistance."
"Writing Mission Report"

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"Made of Explodium"

"Starting Reverse Deceleration"

"Switching to Engine-rich Exhaust"

"Reaching Apimün"

"Listening to the Music of the Spheres"

"Washing Hands in Heat Sink"

That's all I can think of...

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