Famous Last Words

[SkyFall2489]

I don't believe I can fly, I have logically proven it.

*another wet squelch*

hearing a wet squelch

[AlamoVampire]

I think I can toss this wet paper bag into that dumpster two floors down and not hit that Audi next to it! <wet squelch as it splatters on said Audi>
 

You walk into a circular room that is 15 feet wide. In the middle of this room is a pedestal that is 3 feet tall. On it you see a singular blinking red button. You walk up to it to examine it. You see no markings or indications as to its function.

 

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Edited August 13, 2022 by AlamoVampire

[Akagi]

I wonder what this button does!

*click*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

what you see:

Spoiler

Trying to fly a giant paper airplane

[Admiral Fluffy]

Rain shouldn't be a problem, right?

There is a lever. Pull it.

[ColdJ]

You pull the lever and get squashed by an ACME anvil.

Being Wiley Coyote.

[Abel Military Services]

IDK.

Never gonna give you up

[Aerodynamic Kerbal]

"Wowie, well would you look at this nice YouTube link, OO-"

You fly with a Soviet jetliner

Edited September 1, 2022 by Aerodynamic Kerbal

[Akagi]

LOT flight 5055 occurs on playback.

Backrooms

[Aerodynamic Kerbal]

Why do I hear footsteps coming closer?

Climbing Mount Everest 

[ColdJ]

Do you think it important that a large N has fallen off the begining of the second word on the sign for this mountain?

Base Jumping.

[Rutabaga22]

This is an orbital base, not a space station, jumping off will be perfectly safe.

Low TWR lander

[ColdJ]

I am sure I can land on this low tower.

Eating Contest.

[Aerodynamic Kerbal]

"I'm sure I can take another one..."

Going on a trip to Slovakia

Edited September 7, 2022 by Aerodynamic Kerbal

[ColdJ]

I can drive fast there.

Trapeze artist.

[Aerodynamic Kerbal]

"Huh, my hands are a little sweaty"

Going on a trip to Czech Republic (I'm here now)

[Rutabaga22]

What could go wrong in the czech republic?

 

Landing harder than expected

[Aerodynamic Kerbal]

"Hey look, my table is unfolded... OW MY RIBCAGE"

Playing War Thunder

Edited September 12, 2022 by Aerodynamic Kerbal
Forgot to put a death cause

[ColdJ]

Oops I knocked my drink on the power board.

Learning to fly.

[Abel Military Services]

Hey, do I need to pull this lever?(1 sec after) Mayday!Mayday!

Steam summer sale.

[Aerodynamic Kerbal]

"Wait... Is it gonna end mid-download??!?..."

Flying a semi-automatic plane

Edited September 24, 2022 by Aerodynamic Kerbal

[Akagi]

I don't have to do anything!

*crash*

Flying a semi-automatic rifle

[Abel Military Services]

It's time to prove What If right…

Flying a… a quantum computer? 

[Aerodynamic Kerbal]

"YEE-HAAA- Wait, what do you mean core overheat...!"

Not flying anything

[Rutabaga22]

"You said I couldn't fly! look, I put a cape on. 3... 2... 1... AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"

Walking on air

[ColdJ]

This will work, I saw it on a RoadRunner cartoon.

Base jumping off Mount Everest.