Famous Last Words

[AlamoVampire]

Im gonna go down into the crater to try to find evidence of the vent. Its safe, right?

going to a british persons home and making them tea by MICROWAVING it for them.

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Edited October 20, 2023 by AlamoVampire

[TwoCalories]

"Tea? Yeah, I know how to make it. You like, microwave the cup, right?"

Selling Alaska to the United States.

[Kimera Industries]

We'll be fine, this thing hasn't erupted in 6 million yea- *rumble* *checks notes* or was it 6 days

Forgetting parachutes after a grand tour of the solar system... in RSS.

[ColdJ]

On 10/21/2023 at 8:53 AM, TwoCalories said:

Selling Alaska to the United States.

We already have Siberia, who needs Alaska?

On 10/21/2023 at 2:58 PM, Kimera Industries said:

Forgetting parachutes after a grand tour of the solar system... in RSS.

I am sure my craft has enough drag already.

 

Playing with a Hula Hoop in San Fransisco.

[AstroWolfie]

relax, 

this ship is unsinkable!

[AlamoVampire]

Gonna go out to sea at night. Whats the worst that can happen?

offering to buy a termite wood

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[Great Liao]

Yo, look at my new friends!

insulting @HarvesteR

[TwoCalories]

<Submit Reply> "Hehehehe, I'm such a troll-" *sound of entire army of KSP fans and the KSP1 and 2 developers marching to your door*

Going on a submarine not approved by any regulatory body, built with inadequate hull materials and off-the-shelf components.

[AlamoVampire]

Just going to pay an obscene amount of money and try not to desecrate any monument….<catastrophic implosion>
 

going pspsps while holding a bag of catnip

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[Kimera Industries]

"Hey, my cats will like this-" *Thunderous sound of disaster careening down the hallway*

Realizing the FAA won't let you launch your new rocket because paperwork.

[Great Liao]

They never said I can't blow it up!

Just existing in general

[Kimera Industries]

Hey, life isn't so bad- *realizes DLC hinges are full of bugs* AAAAHHH *discovers mods* oh *mod install fails* AAAAHHH

Realizing your rocket landed fine only to have wind and bad weather blow it off the drone ship

[kspbutitscursed]

i mean its landed fine *rocket tips over*

 

oooh loook at the cool red rock wait why is it moving

[ColdJ]

There is no life on Mars.

Hula hooping in a really hilly city.

[AlamoVampire]

<stands atop a steep hill> i think i can hula…<falls>
 

eating a huge meal then going on a joy ride aerobatic flight in a biplane. <think the scene with tommy lee jones in space cowboys where that kid buys a similar flight as clint eastwood comes looking for jones>
 

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[kspbutitscursed]

ugh that was gross <throws up again>

 

you know wait the rockets about to fire you better get out of the wa-

[Kimera Industries]

You are now Kerbal toast

The game crashing right as you are about to quicksave

[TwoCalories]

"After two days without sleep and barely enough food and water, I've finally finished my RSS grand tour! Just gonna F5-" *crashes and loses all progress* "GDHS KJDSKJHADHSJADSJKHJHDGFSAJHKFAGSDHJKDFSAJKHDSFJKH

DFSHJKAHKJDFSAHJKFDSJHKHJK" *explodes*

Landing on the Mun's south pole.

[Kimera Industries]

"Hey, the one Mun biome that I haven't explored is the poles. This will be easy peasy, in fact, I bet it'll be easier than Minmus' plains!"

Activating your gravity ring only to create Kraken bait.

[kspbutitscursed]

why is my station jelly

 

discovering images.nasa.gov

[Kimera Industries]

"Psh, I've literally like, seen all the space images- what!? Russia had a Venus lander? Europe is sending a probe to Mercury? NASA already launched Orion as a test?  America landed on the moon?"

Launching a Mars probe only to have it be lost because of an error in conversion between imperial and metric.

[TwoCalories]

"Metric? Whose flag is on the Moon?"

Losing a freaking F-35 fighter jet.

[Kimera Industries]

12 minutes ago, TwoCalories said:

"Metric? Whose flag is on the Moon?"

Would just like to point out that America landed on the Moon using metric, sooo...

 

"Guys, I'll just screenshot the co-ords he ejected at." *his computer can't screenshot* "Ok, um, I'll take a picture with my phone." *his phone is dead* *power goes out and computer crashes* 

Incorrectly installing 100 mods and then learning about CKAN

[TwoCalories]

*Several hours and a corrupted PC later* "You're telling me this has been here the whole time."

Doing on-street parking with your brand-new car and then hearing an action-movie car chase coming.

16 hours ago, Kimera Industries said:

Would just like to point out that America landed on the Moon using metric, sooo...

Well, those Lockheed Martin engineers in 1998 would like to object...

[AlamoVampire]

This is America and an American probe. Im not using the silly metric system. It wont matter.

trying to pet a cats belly

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