TwoCalories Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 (edited) "What do you mean my 'Land on Duna' contract wasn't completed? I mean, I went all the way to Mars fo- oh. Ohhhhh..." Edited December 21, 2023 by TwoCalories Contract Completed! "Land on New Page" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 "That's one small- um- guys, why is the ground grey-" *looks up and sees Duna* "Um, I am proud to be the first kerbal on Ike, I guess. If anyone asks, this was definitely on purpose." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted December 22, 2023 Share Posted December 22, 2023 "Okay guys, we landed a little off course. Don't worry, we'll only have to walked roughly 2 kilometers to the MAV." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 22, 2023 Share Posted December 22, 2023 "Look! What a horrible hurricane at the horizon!" P.S. Btw, you can switch the vowels, and the sense doesn't change. "horrible hurricane" = "hurrible horricane" (something horrible which makes you hurry up) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted December 22, 2023 Share Posted December 22, 2023 "So you know how we were supposed to land next to the HAB? Well, suppose one was a little off course... Look at it this way, we won't have to walk to get to it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted December 22, 2023 Share Posted December 22, 2023 "What do you mean we forgot to pack the deployable science?!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royalswissarmyknife Posted December 22, 2023 Share Posted December 22, 2023 "Wait we were sent here to pick up rocks for 2 years?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted December 22, 2023 Share Posted December 22, 2023 "Hey, guys! Remember how people were worried you would sink into lunar dust and it turned out it was no problem? I finally proved it can happen! On Mars, at least..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted December 22, 2023 Share Posted December 22, 2023 "Houston, this is Divinity-5, updating you on the status of our stuck docking ports. Well, we managed to land, but..." *points camera toward the entire mothership lying on the surface* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BA-Forums Posted December 23, 2023 Share Posted December 23, 2023 (edited) "brrr skibidi dop dop dop yes yes skibidi dop dop yes yes" or, my real answer. "Wait, we're here? For real life?" Edited December 23, 2023 by BA-Forums edit was for spelling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted December 23, 2023 Share Posted December 23, 2023 (edited) "Hehe sKibiDi toiLEt hehe- wait, what do you mean 'Orbital strike initiated - Take cover immediately'?" Edited December 23, 2023 by TwoCalories Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted December 24, 2023 Share Posted December 24, 2023 "Ok, Ive seen it, can we go back now?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 24, 2023 Share Posted December 24, 2023 "So, we have grabbed the Mars. How should we bring it to home?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted December 24, 2023 Share Posted December 24, 2023 (edited) "Shift... CTRL... Shift... Shif- GAH! STICKY KEYS! NOOOOOOO NO NO NO NO CLOSE THAT THING NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Edited December 24, 2023 by TwoCalories Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royalswissarmyknife Posted December 25, 2023 Share Posted December 25, 2023 "I told mission control we should have done a mission that's more then flags and footprints but no! We have to stay here for years doing absolutely nothing while waiting for a earth transfer window!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted December 25, 2023 Share Posted December 25, 2023 (edited) "Uhh... looks like the rover-hab's wheels busted on landing. I told you guys at Mission Control to bring along an engineer instead of two scientists!" Edited December 25, 2023 by TwoCalories Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted December 26, 2023 Share Posted December 26, 2023 "Where am I?" "Last thing I knew I was drinking at a Bar in Shanghai." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted December 26, 2023 Share Posted December 26, 2023 "That's it? Just sand and some rocks? No, like, alien pyramids or something? What a bust." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astroneer08 Posted December 28, 2023 Share Posted December 28, 2023 Guess I'll have to find Pathfinder... And don't forget to make sure the drill is unplugged Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 28, 2023 Share Posted December 28, 2023 "I'm on Mars. Where are the Marsupials?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted December 28, 2023 Share Posted December 28, 2023 (edited) "Watch out for Sand Worms." Edited December 28, 2023 by ColdJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted December 28, 2023 Share Posted December 28, 2023 "Wait, wasn't this just meant to be a Mars gravity assist? What happened?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted December 29, 2023 Share Posted December 29, 2023 "Take a right turn and drive along for 140 million miles. Enter Mars' SOI. Continue..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted December 29, 2023 Share Posted December 29, 2023 "Hey commander, is the 'Oxygen' alarm one of the important ones?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 I just need to spit my gum out somewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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