ColdJ Posted April 12 Share Posted April 12 "Ok ladies and gentlemen, if you would be so kind as to form a nice tidy line on the left, we will start the tour." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted April 12 Share Posted April 12 "And to your left, you can see our inflatable colony, which-" *WHUMP* "Just collapsed." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BA-Forums Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 "Let's move on. If you look to your right, you can see Mark Watney Memorial Crater." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted April 16 Share Posted April 16 "Why can I hear a gyroscopic stabiliser going crazy, oh wait, one of the legs has snapped off, oh no than whine is getting serious, oh !@#$%^&*" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 16 Share Posted April 16 "A chewing gum? Here?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted April 16 Share Posted April 16 "Houston, the Eagle has warped across spacetime successfully and landed." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted April 19 Share Posted April 19 "And now the goal of any great explorer. To be the first to drop litter in a pristine enviroment." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tryharder Posted June 15 Share Posted June 15 "Now, where are the aliens?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted June 15 Share Posted June 15 "The Aliens have arrived." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 20 Share Posted July 20 Finally some peace and quiet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 21 Share Posted July 21 "Wait... Did we make a backup?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tryharder Posted July 21 Share Posted July 21 "Does our rocket have enough delta V for the return trip?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 21 Share Posted July 21 "Hey, do we have enough delta V for the return trip?" "Oh, I thought you said to bring plenty of Delta Goodrem!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 21 Share Posted July 21 "What do you mean: 'Some parts are incompatible with RSS/RO, and will be removed' ?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzlebop Smith Posted July 21 Share Posted July 21 Please Ensure Your Helmets Remain Sealed at ALL Times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 22 Share Posted July 22 Singing: It is the mission of each true knight... His duty... nay, his privilege! To dream the impossible dream, To fight the unbeatable foe, To bear with unbearable sorrow To run where the brave dare not go; To right the unrightable wrong. To love, pure and chaste, from afar, To try, when your arms are too weary, To reach the unreachable star! This is my Quest to follow that star, No matter how hopeless, no matter how far, To fight for the right Without question or pause, To be willing to march into hell For a heavenly cause! And I know, if I'll only be true To this glorious Quest, That my heart will lie peaceful and calm When I'm laid to my rest. And the world will be better for this, That one man, scorned and covered with scars, Still strove, with his last ounce of courage, To reach the unreachable stars! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 22 Share Posted July 22 "Guys, open your helmets for a minute, the glass flares are killing the photo." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 22 Share Posted July 22 "I wonder whatever happend to "The Last Person on Earth"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzlebop Smith Posted July 23 Share Posted July 23 "The view almost makes the one way trip worth it" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 "The GPS claims that this is Abuquerque." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 Reads again. "Who is Abu Querque?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 "It is one small step for Dan, one giant leap for Dan kind." "Who wants to live for Trevor?" "Kevin is a place on Earth." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 "Hey, Martians! and shut up! The revenge came from the Earth." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 "There is no internet here, so who am I going to boast to? (Sigh) what is the point of this if there is no social media?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 25 Share Posted July 25 "Who left this football ball here? What are the creatures with spherical feet?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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