Kerbal Productions Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 Floor 2475: A portal teleporting you to Floor 6969 but on that floor there's some kind of curse that brought you to 2476. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akagi Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 Floor 2476: One mole (unit of measurement) of moles (small furry creature). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted January 20, 2022 Share Posted January 20, 2022 (edited) 2478. You find that @Admiral Fluffy has calculated the total number of posts, and has determined that we are now on floor 2478. Spoiler 99 * 25 = 2475. That plus 2 is 2477. My post would make it 2478. Edited January 20, 2022 by Admiral Fluffy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted January 20, 2022 Share Posted January 20, 2022 Floor 2479: Eve-like gravity. You try to run to the stairs. You did but your bones are crushed. Will 2480 be forgiving? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 20, 2022 Share Posted January 20, 2022 Floor 2479b: Is a medical suite where they repair all the damage that you have suffered. As you are floating in the Bacta tank you have time to think and realise that @Admiral Fluffy forgot that the very first post was the ground floor, also known as floor 0. You chock it up to the poor way the education systems teach math, failing to instill that you must start with nothing in order to add something and that technically the first 10 numbers are 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9, the second 10 are, 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19, the third are, 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29. You can see where I am going with this. We are in the year 2022 in the 21st century because we start from 0. Sorry to act like a teacher but I feel that if they teach you properly when you are young then the rest of maths related life is just a little bit easier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akagi Posted January 20, 2022 Share Posted January 20, 2022 floor2480: ohNo everythingIs inCamel caseAaaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 20, 2022 Share Posted January 20, 2022 Floor 2481: Leaving the smell of encased camels behind you find yourself in the scene from the "Rocky Horror Picture Show" where Meat Loaf breaks out of the freezer, riding a Harley. You watch and listen to the full scene before moving on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akagi Posted January 20, 2022 Share Posted January 20, 2022 Floor 2482: This room is just full of... empty Soyuz boosters!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted January 20, 2022 Share Posted January 20, 2022 12 hours ago, ColdJ said: As you are floating in the Bacta tank you have time to think and realise that @Admiral Fluffy forgot that the very first post was the ground floor, also known as floor 0. You chock it up to the poor way the education systems teach math, failing to instill that you must start with nothing in order to add something and that technically the first 10 numbers are 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9, the second 10 are, 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19, the third are, 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29. You can see where I am going with this. We are in the year 2022 in the 21st century because we start from 0. Sorry to act like a teacher but I feel that if they teach you properly when you are young then the rest of maths related life is just a little bit easier. I see. Floor 2483 Polly the parrot is there, and he is asking you for a craker. There is also a box of crackers on the other side of the room? Do you give one to him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akagi Posted January 20, 2022 Share Posted January 20, 2022 No. Floor 2484: so. many. drunk. kerbals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nazalassa Posted January 20, 2022 Share Posted January 20, 2022 Floor 2485: There's Nerem, a Kerbal Archmage, playing Hyperrogue. You quickly run to next floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted January 20, 2022 Share Posted January 20, 2022 Floor 2486: @Akagi creeping your notifications out like he's about to come to you. You run upstairs and forget that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akagi Posted January 20, 2022 Share Posted January 20, 2022 Floor 2487 @Kerbal Productions is staring at you creepily. You rush to the next floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted January 21, 2022 Share Posted January 21, 2022 Floor 2488: People watching Matt Lowne like it's a movie. Oh wait, they're watching his KSP movies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akagi Posted January 21, 2022 Share Posted January 21, 2022 (edited) Floor 2489: People being watched by anthropomorphic representations of Matt Lowne's KSP movies. Edited January 21, 2022 by Akagi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted January 21, 2022 Share Posted January 21, 2022 Floor 2490: Kerbal... plushies. Lots of them. You grab one and keep it for the journey up. Keep it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 21, 2022 Share Posted January 21, 2022 Floor 2491: A room for customising Kerbal plushies. There are hundreds of wigs, suits and other paraphanalia. (note to self, patent a Mr Kerbal Head doll that has lots of customising options. No this is not a rip off of Mr Potato Head because it is green.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DunaManiac Posted January 21, 2022 Share Posted January 21, 2022 (edited) Floor 2492: A large platform juts out with a trampoline labeled "JUMP TO THE TOP!" You jump, but unfortunately you barely miss the top, causing you to crash back down onto the bare steel floor instead of the trampoline, which has inconveniently has been retracted and moved underneath the platform. Edited January 30, 2022 by DunaManiac Mixed up the numbers and derailed all the floor numbers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akagi Posted January 21, 2022 Share Posted January 21, 2022 Floor 2943: A medical facility to deal with the fact you have broken 207 bones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted January 21, 2022 Share Posted January 21, 2022 Floor 2944. Polly has come for his revenge. He offers you one last chance to give him a cracker before he knocks you off the building. Do you give one to him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DunaManiac Posted January 21, 2022 Share Posted January 21, 2022 (edited) Floor 2945: You refuse, but handily you tied a stretchy rope to your ankle beforehand, so when he knocks you off the building you spring back like a bungee jumper, finally vanquishing Polly. Edited January 21, 2022 by DunaManiac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 21, 2022 Share Posted January 21, 2022 Floor 2946: Is a claymation studio. You get a good 8 hours of sleep while they get 1 minute of screen time in the can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted January 21, 2022 Share Posted January 21, 2022 Floor 2947: Your future... fish-es. You find it weird, you climb up to the next floor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 22, 2022 Share Posted January 22, 2022 Floor 2948: As you are now over halfway to the moon you wonder if going up is technically going down. Oh, and there are some retro gamers playing Flashback. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akagi Posted January 22, 2022 Share Posted January 22, 2022 Floor 2849: The room is filled with the Discord notification sound. Before your ears fall off, you rush to the next floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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