ColdJ Posted December 27, 2023 Share Posted December 27, 2023 Floor 4394: The floor is covered in boiling water and there are Tea Trees on raised platforms that are constantly dropping leaves into the water. You see some piping that that transports the boiled tea to the Dragon below. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted December 28, 2023 Share Posted December 28, 2023 Floor 4395: a dragon drinking tea, earl grey, hot. It has a sign that says: This is a new page, a new floor. Scones are on the next floor with a Tyrannosaur and Allosaur giving them out ——— 182312272023 new page Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 28, 2023 Share Posted December 28, 2023 Floor 4396: A dyno counter. One ceratops. Two ceratops. Three ceratops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted December 28, 2023 Share Posted December 28, 2023 Floor 4397: A sock counter. One pair of socks, two pairs of socks, three pairs of socks.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted December 28, 2023 Share Posted December 28, 2023 Floor 4398: Someone very confused and frustrated, sitting at a computer. You walk closer and see that he is trying to navigate the Jool system via gravity assists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 29, 2023 Share Posted December 29, 2023 Floor 4399: A repaired sock counter. One sock, two socks, three socks.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted December 29, 2023 Share Posted December 29, 2023 Floor 4400: A small sign saying: "In 44 floors, we will reach Floor 4444. Nice." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted December 29, 2023 Share Posted December 29, 2023 Floor 4401: 43 to go! 004812292023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted December 29, 2023 Share Posted December 29, 2023 Floor 4402: A single aircraft hangar in the middle of an empty void. It is said to contain the greatest fighter jet in the world, but everyone is arguing what it is. You look over and see a forum user standing in a corner trying to explain why it's the F/A-18E/F Super Hornet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 29, 2023 Share Posted December 29, 2023 Floor 4403: The F/A-1/8E/F Super/Hornet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted December 29, 2023 Share Posted December 29, 2023 Floor: 4404: Someone from Floor 4402 escaping a crowd of angry pursuers. It seems that they said that the F-35 Lightning II was the best fighter jet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted December 29, 2023 Share Posted December 29, 2023 Floor 4405: The Joros Subsystems J35 VTOL, a kerbal equivalent of the F35, designed by yours truly. Jeb is climbing into the pilot's seat and is about to pass out with glee. Bob is reluctantly climbing into the navigator's seat and is about to pass out with dread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted December 29, 2023 Share Posted December 29, 2023 (edited) Floor 4406: My Kerbalverse's Jeb, flying in my handcrafted, armed, accurate, extremely modded, organic F/A-18E Super Hornet. He challenges the J-35 to a dogfight! Reveal hidden contents F/A-18E "Echo-1"'s loadout: Vulcan cannon AIM-120 AMRAAM, x4 AIM-9 Sidewinder, x6 Flares and chaffs Three drop-tanks. More info on the plane: A single seat cockpit, with modernized "glass cockpit" controls. Twin afterburning jet engines (non-thrust vectoring) capable of taking the jet to supersonic speeds. Highly maneuverable, but not as maneuverable as a, say, F-16 or F-22. Capable of launching and landing off of aircraft carriers. Edited December 29, 2023 by TwoCalories Added more stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted December 29, 2023 Share Posted December 29, 2023 Floor 4407: The dogfight between the J35 and the F/A-18E Super Hornet. While the Hornet has much more weaponry, the J35 has highly advanced maneuverability. It pulls a Pugachev Cobra on the Hornet, giving it a chance to fire one of its two experimental missiles at it. Reveal hidden contents Joros Subsystems J35 VTOL "Peregrine" stats: 2 Experimental Firebird Missiles VTOL: Dedicated front lift engines, rear swivels down Advanced maneuverability and near-complete control during a stall Extremely short takeoff run non-VTOL. Could liftoff from the VAB helipads, if necessary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted December 29, 2023 Share Posted December 29, 2023 Floor 4408: The live view of the dogfight continues. The Hornet pulls a high-G turn, causing the missile to lose its lock. By doing this turn, the Hornet lost enough airspeed to end up behind the Peregrine once again. The pilot takes advantage of this and fires its Vulcan cannon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 Floor 4409: A science museum 182912292023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 Floor 4410: The planes from Floors 4405-4408 continue to dogfight. The Peregrine managed to pull an evasive maneuver, only taking some light damage to its right wing. The two planes are now locked in a Flat Scissors maneuver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 Floor 4411: The dogfight continues. The Peregrine pulls off a trick labeled in its instruction manual as: "No, Jeb. Just no." It activates its front lift engines, pitching up rapidly and pulling out of the scissors. Tumbling end over end, it shuts off the front engines and uses its main engine gimbal to cancel the rotation. It's now at point-blank range of the Hornet and fires its other Firebird missile right into the Hornet's engines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 (edited) Floor 4412: The Hornet is torn in half in a violent explosion by the Firebird missile, forcing the pilot to eject. However, the Peregrine, being so close to the exploding Hornet, is totally shredded by the debris and shrapnel. Somehow, Jeb and Bob were able to bail out in time and meet up on the ground with the Hornet pilot. Both planes were destroyed. "So... uh... wanna do a rematch?" Edited December 30, 2023 by TwoCalories Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 Floor 4413: The crew of both ships have met up in a cafe and now share their experiences of the dogfight. They have become fast friends. At one of the other tables, Bill absentmindedly draws a revolutionary plane design on his napkin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 Floor 4414: A sign that says "In 30 floors there will be a palindrome" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 Floor 4415: The plane that Bill Kerman designed on Floor 4413 is now put into testing. The plane is being called the K-40 Ocelot. The Ocelot is being put up against an F/A-18E Super Hornet for mock-combat (dogfighting until you get a lock on the other aircraft) trials. The F/A-18E starts off by taking the offensive, throttling down its engines to get behind the Ocelot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 Floor 4416: The Ocelot throttles down as well, putting it at the same speed as the Hornet. From the stands, (yes, others are watching this) a new group of pilots watches and learns. From the wide berth they are given, it can be assumed they are working on a secret project. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 Floor 4417: The Hornet pilot pulls out all the safeties and limiters. pulling off a Cobra maneuver, getting behind the Ocelot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 Floor 4418: a sign that reads: May 2024 bring peace, love, justice and positivity. 170901012024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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