kerbiloid Posted June 2 Share Posted June 2 No 7. No floor 4993. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted June 2 Share Posted June 2 Floor 4994: The Forum Archives locked threads. The countdown reads 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted June 3 Share Posted June 3 Floor 4995: The Blue Angels #1-4 lining up for takeoff. The countdown is 5. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted June 3 Share Posted June 3 (edited) Floor 4996: A room for sheep with a seven segment display on the wall. The display reads a massive 4. Spoiler Edited June 3 by Kerbal Productions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted June 3 Share Posted June 3 Floor 4997: A Gilbert and Sulivan Operetta. There are 3 Little Maids from School pointing at a countdown that says 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 3 Share Posted June 3 Floor 4998: Sul Ivan is whistling an epic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted June 4 Share Posted June 4 Floor 4999 A diagram of how a modern combat aircraft flies. A single large arrow pointing up is labeled "money." The arrow pointing forward is labeled similarly. On the opposite wall is a countdown reading 1. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted June 4 Share Posted June 4 (edited) Floor 5000: You walk up the stairs and see a huge office cubicle. Each computer is running some kind of software. On the software, people have typed out descriptions of floors you've already been to. The shops on Floor 1, the donkey pen on Floor 1443, the Forum Moderator HQ on Floor 2085, the planespotter pad on Floor 3193... At the center of a cubicle is a countdown. The timer has hit 0. Everyone in the room is celebrating the 5000th floor. There is cheering and someone pops a bottle of Rep. A huge ceiling-to-floor window in one of the walls shows you that you're so high, you can clearly see the curvature of the Earth. You can make out the city beneath you, the ocean, mountains, and above you, the blue atmosphere fading into black space. You don't know why you started climbing this building level by level, but you feel a sort of sense of accomplishment. You take a moment to let it soak in before continuing on, wondering where this journey will take you next. Edited June 4 by TwoCalories Rep... get it? Replikes for everyone! Happy 5000th Floor! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted June 4 Share Posted June 4 Floor 5001: An acknowledgment that we're 15 klicks off the ground and well above the death zone. You realize it might be quite economical to launch rockets from this tower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted June 4 Share Posted June 4 Floor 5002: an english grammar rule book. 205206032024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted June 4 Share Posted June 4 Floor 5003: The after party for those celebrating floor 5000. There is cake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted June 8 Share Posted June 8 Floor 5004: A closed Borders bookstore. Outside, there's a literal fighter jet with one wing painted red parked outside and the pilot sitting inside keeps monologuing and saying gibberish like, "Do you see any borders from here? What have borders given us? This twisted game needs to be reset. That's what V2 is for. We'll start over from 'zero' and entrust the future to the next generation." He has drawn quite an audience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted June 9 Share Posted June 9 Floor 5005: A palindrome. yay 5005 floors! 194006082024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 9 Share Posted June 9 Floor 5006: The coming page 200. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted June 9 Share Posted June 9 Floor 5007: A sign with a fun question: Will a certain someone declare a certain something when a certain something happens? 011706092024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 9 Share Posted June 9 Floor 5008: A certain curtain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted June 9 Share Posted June 9 Floor 5009: A voice that says "Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted June 9 Share Posted June 9 Floor 5010: A comprehensive audio lecture on English Grammar. 143306092024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 9 Share Posted June 9 Floor 5011: An etymological spelling of the word "com-pre-hen-sive". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted June 10 Share Posted June 10 Floor 5012: A place to learn the etymology of names for entomology. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted June 10 Share Posted June 10 Floor 5013: Grammar 5013. 181506102024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 Floor 5014: Grandma's gramcracker garden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 Floor 5015: 004406112024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 Floor 5016: Industrial Light and Magic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 Floor 5017: A spellbook for the animages.. Spoiler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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