Kimera Industries Posted June 4 Share Posted June 4 (edited) "Due to complaints from literally everyone we employ, we are taking over the development of KSP2 ourselves." Edited June 4 by Kimera Industries A new page. How unexpected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted June 4 Share Posted June 4 "We're getting nothing but static, static in the attic, on Channel Z." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tryharder Posted June 15 Share Posted June 15 We appear to have, ahem, missed the transfer window to Sedna, but hey, there's another one coming up in eighteen thousand years! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted June 15 Share Posted June 15 We are switching to Hot Air Balloons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kspbutitscursed Posted June 19 Share Posted June 19 we have missed the moon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted June 19 Share Posted June 19 We set up a cloning facility on the Moon back in the Apollo era and have a base on the dark side that is run by clones of all the astronauts from that time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iapetus7342 Posted June 19 Share Posted June 19 "And besides, it works in Kerbal Space Program!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aviator01 Posted June 20 Share Posted June 20 We are aware that it may not sound like a good idea to base all of our calculations off of Kerbal Space Program, but we have RSS, RO, RP-1, and Principia all installed, so it should work fine. We are cancelling the Artemis program to begin construction on NASA's next-generation rocket, Untitled Space Craft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted Friday at 10:46 AM Share Posted Friday at 10:46 AM egap wen kool yeH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisias Posted Saturday at 07:13 PM Share Posted Saturday at 07:13 PM On 6/21/2024 at 7:46 AM, ColdJ said: egap wen kool yeH bIlujlaHbe'chugh vaj bIQaplaHbe'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted Saturday at 08:06 PM Share Posted Saturday at 08:06 PM 48 minutes ago, Lisias said: bIlujlaHbe'chugh vaj bIQaplaHbe'. Nope, I can't translate this. Possibly a letter substitution, but I am too tired to work it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisias Posted Saturday at 08:17 PM Share Posted Saturday at 08:17 PM 8 minutes ago, ColdJ said: Nope, I can't translate this. Possibly a letter substitution, but I am too tired to work it out. bIlujlaHbe'chugh vaj bIQaplaHbe'. is Klingon for "If you cannot fail, you cannot succeed. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted Saturday at 08:20 PM Share Posted Saturday at 08:20 PM 2 minutes ago, Lisias said: bIlujlaHbe'chugh vaj bIQaplaHbe'. is Klingon for "If you cannot fail, you cannot succeed. " Ahh, I see. I never learnt Klingon, I don't feel so dumb now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted Sunday at 03:25 AM Share Posted Sunday at 03:25 AM It's Clean Gone language. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tryharder Posted Sunday at 03:41 AM Share Posted Sunday at 03:41 AM Do not say the seven words of doom at a NASA press conference if you want to leave the place alive: "Besides, it worked in Kerbal Space Program" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted Sunday at 08:58 AM Share Posted Sunday at 08:58 AM From now on we are the NSP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted Sunday at 05:52 PM Share Posted Sunday at 05:52 PM "Currently we are just waiting for the Take Two decision." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted Monday at 09:32 AM Share Posted Monday at 09:32 AM If KSP 2 can't build stable rockets, then what chance do we have? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted Monday at 02:56 PM Share Posted Monday at 02:56 PM We still don't know, why do the rocket fly outside of air. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted Tuesday at 06:03 AM Share Posted Tuesday at 06:03 AM Who ordered the pizza with Anchovies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boriz Posted Tuesday at 02:57 PM Share Posted Tuesday at 02:57 PM If it moves and it shouldn't, Duck Tape. If it should move and doesn't, WD 40. Other than that, mostly cable ties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted Tuesday at 10:10 PM Share Posted Tuesday at 10:10 PM Now have you brought your cardboard rolls, baking soda and vinegar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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