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Things that NASA never said at a press conference.


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We set up a cloning facility on the Moon back in the Apollo era and have a base on the dark side that is run by clones of all the astronauts from that time.

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We are aware that it may not sound like a good idea to base all of our calculations off of Kerbal Space Program, but we have RSS, RO, RP-1, and Principia all installed, so it should work fine. We are cancelling the Artemis program to begin construction on NASA's next-generation rocket, Untitled Space Craft.

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48 minutes ago, Lisias said:

bIlujlaHbe'chugh vaj bIQaplaHbe'.

Nope, I can't translate this. Possibly a letter substitution, but I am too tired to work it out.

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Do not say the seven words of doom at a NASA press conference if you want to leave the place alive:

"Besides, it worked in Kerbal Space Program"

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