Kimera Industries Posted June 4 Share Posted June 4 (edited) "Due to complaints from literally everyone we employ, we are taking over the development of KSP2 ourselves." Edited June 4 by Kimera Industries A new page. How unexpected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted June 4 Share Posted June 4 "We're getting nothing but static, static in the attic, on Channel Z." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tryharder Posted June 15 Share Posted June 15 We appear to have, ahem, missed the transfer window to Sedna, but hey, there's another one coming up in eighteen thousand years! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted June 15 Share Posted June 15 We are switching to Hot Air Balloons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kspbutitscursed Posted June 19 Share Posted June 19 we have missed the moon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted June 19 Share Posted June 19 We set up a cloning facility on the Moon back in the Apollo era and have a base on the dark side that is run by clones of all the astronauts from that time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iapetus7342 Posted June 19 Share Posted June 19 "And besides, it works in Kerbal Space Program!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aviator01 Posted June 20 Share Posted June 20 We are aware that it may not sound like a good idea to base all of our calculations off of Kerbal Space Program, but we have RSS, RO, RP-1, and Principia all installed, so it should work fine. We are cancelling the Artemis program to begin construction on NASA's next-generation rocket, Untitled Space Craft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted June 21 Share Posted June 21 egap wen kool yeH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisias Posted June 22 Share Posted June 22 On 6/21/2024 at 7:46 AM, ColdJ said: egap wen kool yeH bIlujlaHbe'chugh vaj bIQaplaHbe'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted June 22 Share Posted June 22 48 minutes ago, Lisias said: bIlujlaHbe'chugh vaj bIQaplaHbe'. Nope, I can't translate this. Possibly a letter substitution, but I am too tired to work it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisias Posted June 22 Share Posted June 22 8 minutes ago, ColdJ said: Nope, I can't translate this. Possibly a letter substitution, but I am too tired to work it out. bIlujlaHbe'chugh vaj bIQaplaHbe'. is Klingon for "If you cannot fail, you cannot succeed. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted June 22 Share Posted June 22 2 minutes ago, Lisias said: bIlujlaHbe'chugh vaj bIQaplaHbe'. is Klingon for "If you cannot fail, you cannot succeed. " Ahh, I see. I never learnt Klingon, I don't feel so dumb now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 23 Share Posted June 23 It's Clean Gone language. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tryharder Posted June 23 Share Posted June 23 Do not say the seven words of doom at a NASA press conference if you want to leave the place alive: "Besides, it worked in Kerbal Space Program" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted June 23 Share Posted June 23 From now on we are the NSP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 23 Share Posted June 23 "Currently we are just waiting for the Take Two decision." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted June 24 Share Posted June 24 If KSP 2 can't build stable rockets, then what chance do we have? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 24 Share Posted June 24 We still don't know, why do the rocket fly outside of air. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted June 25 Share Posted June 25 Who ordered the pizza with Anchovies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boriz Posted June 25 Share Posted June 25 If it moves and it shouldn't, Duck Tape. If it should move and doesn't, WD 40. Other than that, mostly cable ties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted June 25 Share Posted June 25 Now have you brought your cardboard rolls, baking soda and vinegar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted June 28 Share Posted June 28 Today is our last day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 28 Share Posted June 28 As we use KSP to emulate Voyager, it will be renamed into Kvoyager, or even into Quoyager. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted June 28 Share Posted June 28 "There is a Starman, waiting in the sky, he'd really like to meet us, but he thinks he'd blow our minds." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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