Ben J. Kerman Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 Because during some protests, people threw uranium pellets at the administration building. That's why the janitor there is now known as "Glow-in-the-dark-Joe" Why does the universe exist? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 Because somebody should study in university. Is a college for colleagues? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Kerbal Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 41 minutes ago, kerbiloid said: Because somebody should study in university. Is a college for colleagues? Yes, Now. can I summon the Hell Kraken? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben J. Kerman Posted July 10, 2021 Share Posted July 10, 2021 Yes, but it destroys the Earth. or at least, Kerbin. Why do I want one of these? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Kerbalisation Tech Posted July 12, 2021 Share Posted July 12, 2021 (edited) So u can use it to get rid of random derbies and wreckage around the kerbal space centre when a rocket explodes or when Jeb tries to land a plane his way (litrobraking with the cockpit) How do i walk on Jool? Edited July 12, 2021 by Space Kerbalisation Tech My autocorrect tries to make me misspell kerbal and jeb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 12, 2021 Share Posted July 12, 2021 You need inflatable ski. Are there bees on Laythe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Kerbal Posted July 12, 2021 Share Posted July 12, 2021 There are bee laythes. Now. get me a Jool Dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 12, 2021 Share Posted July 12, 2021 Granted. It's red, it's great, and its name is Spot. Great Red Spot. How many kinds of ice-cream are there on Minmus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted July 12, 2021 Share Posted July 12, 2021 Depends on the biome since each biome imparts its own flavor. So 9 total. Why is the color blue not red? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 12, 2021 Share Posted July 12, 2021 (edited) Because the color feels sad, not angry. Is the color sad because it lost the "u"? Edited July 12, 2021 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Kerbal Posted July 12, 2021 Share Posted July 12, 2021 Yes. Now where can I east a Minmus flavored ice crmea without going to Minmus with going to Minmus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted July 12, 2021 Share Posted July 12, 2021 At Kerbal Food and Drug. You can east if you west correctly, and you can with going without going there as well If I necropost can I then control that thread that arose? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted July 12, 2021 Share Posted July 12, 2021 That makes sence, but only the ALL POWERFUL MODERATORS can do that Why can't I breathe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 12, 2021 Share Posted July 12, 2021 Raise your head from the porridge. Why the orange juice is orange? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 14, 2021 Share Posted July 14, 2021 Because otherwise it would be ironic. Would a Kerbal eat a Gummy Bear or would a Gummy Bear eat a Kerbal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 14, 2021 Share Posted July 14, 2021 Mystery Goo defeats them all. Is Mystery Goo from Mystery Google? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuranAce Posted July 14, 2021 Share Posted July 14, 2021 Nah, Its made by Mysterysoft Founded by Mystery Gates Why does Ben Kerman like cranes so much> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 14, 2021 Share Posted July 14, 2021 He is a crane AI joined a human forum. Does it mean he has passed the Turing test? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 No, the Turing test passed him. Does your chewing gum lose it's flavour on the bed post overnight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormpilot Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 No because Dave the cat uses magic to summon a car. Why dose mirror throw tea at passing train? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 16, 2021 Share Posted July 16, 2021 ?niart gnissap ta aet worht rorrim esod yhW Does a Kookaburra laugh like a human or does a human laugh like a Kookaburra? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted July 16, 2021 Share Posted July 16, 2021 Neither, they both laugh like bonobos. Who invents words and how do they get them validated? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben J. Kerman Posted July 16, 2021 Share Posted July 16, 2021 Jeb, and through Autocorrrrect. Why did my Konkorde fall apart in midair? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 16, 2021 Share Posted July 16, 2021 2 hours ago, Ben J. Kerman said: Jeb, and through Autocorrrrect. Why did my Konkorde fall apart in midair? Because you set everything to ridgid, large planes like to have flexible joints(this is a true answer so I guess I better add.) Because it had a nervous breakdown. I wonder if you can have a nervous Breakdance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted July 16, 2021 Share Posted July 16, 2021 Perhaps, maybe if that stars told you to do it. Can a match box? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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