lemon cup Posted July 24, 2021 Share Posted July 24, 2021 26 minutes ago, Spaceman.Spiff said: potato flavored why potatoes? Because the potatoes are all we have anymore, don’t you get it? We’ve had to endure so many great hardships since this all started, out leaders have failed us, but these potatoes... these potatoes have stuck by our side to the very end. Anyways, why do my Spaghetti-Os keep making lightning? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman.Spiff Posted July 24, 2021 Share Posted July 24, 2021 16 minutes ago, lemon cup said: Because the potatoes are all we have anymore, don’t you get it? We’ve had to endure so many great hardships since this all started, out leaders have failed us, but these potatoes... these potatoes have stuck by our side to the very end. Anyways, why do my Spaghetti-Os keep making lightning? You need more spoons to ground it. Why are microwaves not smaller? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 24, 2021 Share Posted July 24, 2021 (edited) So you can have a transmogrifier from its box! do tigers like tuna? 095507242021 Edited July 24, 2021 by AlamoVampire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted July 24, 2021 Share Posted July 24, 2021 No, they like little boys named Calvin. Why can trucks fly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 24, 2021 Share Posted July 24, 2021 Because flies can truck. Is bird a featherfly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormpilot Posted July 24, 2021 Share Posted July 24, 2021 No they are Donaudampfschifffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft. Spoiler Translation: Association for Subordinate Officials of the Head Office Management of the Danube Steamboat Electrical Services Can a panzerkampfwagen V fly to Mars with RGB covered tomatoes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted July 24, 2021 Share Posted July 24, 2021 The heck is that? What is everyone talking about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman.Spiff Posted July 24, 2021 Share Posted July 24, 2021 Things and stuff why must our motives be questioned? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormpilot Posted July 24, 2021 Share Posted July 24, 2021 Because the space door knob monster is coming to town. Why do arm chair flex their epic road signs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 24, 2021 Share Posted July 24, 2021 Because they wish they were captains chairs! why cant we divide by zero? 111907242021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted July 24, 2021 Share Posted July 24, 2021 Because if we did that, nothing would happen. Why can’t I play KSP all the time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormpilot Posted July 24, 2021 Share Posted July 24, 2021 Because the army of the towels will banish you to bean land Doorknob? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 24, 2021 Share Posted July 24, 2021 Only in rich society. When will I, will I be famous? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormpilot Posted July 24, 2021 Share Posted July 24, 2021 When Mars crashes into my bathroom When book turn into grass? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 24, 2021 Share Posted July 24, 2021 When it has been through a cows digestive system, then utilised by grass seeds to grow more grass. Does Elon Musk still have to pay registration on the car he floated through the solar system? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted July 24, 2021 Share Posted July 24, 2021 Yes becasuse there are no parking meters in space. Why are there no parking meters in space? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 24, 2021 Share Posted July 24, 2021 Because the space is nothing. How to measure a nothing in meters? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 24, 2021 Share Posted July 24, 2021 Times the result by zero. Can fireworks be turned into a resource? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted July 25, 2021 Share Posted July 25, 2021 Of course! But you have to refine them into waterworks before use. Why is water so wet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted July 25, 2021 Share Posted July 25, 2021 Because lava is also wet. Why is there an armed and dangerous magnetometer boom on the loose? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuranAce Posted July 25, 2021 Share Posted July 25, 2021 Because the Brazilian Cowboys ate the ISS Why do the socks go melon in the oven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted July 25, 2021 Share Posted July 25, 2021 Because the Sox ate melontimes melons before the eclipse. Why the fan jumped the Mun? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 25, 2021 Share Posted July 25, 2021 Because it has too powerful motor and is not attached to the floor. If there are lunar seas, then where are the lunar rivers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerodynamic Kerbal Posted July 25, 2021 Share Posted July 25, 2021 They are in the lunar seas. Is Sebee big pro? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 25, 2021 Share Posted July 25, 2021 No, it is pro choice. Where have all the flowers gone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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