Stormpilot Posted July 25, 2021 Share Posted July 25, 2021 (edited) Down the exhaust pipe of the local floor tile truck. Why are plates flying? Edited July 25, 2021 by Stormpilot Hey llok nwe page Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted July 25, 2021 Share Posted July 25, 2021 Because sir Lancelot got hit and lost his shoulder plate. Why is steel not noodles? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormpilot Posted July 25, 2021 Share Posted July 25, 2021 Because cat ate floor boards why is plant attacking carpet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben J. Kerman Posted July 25, 2021 Share Posted July 25, 2021 Because the carpet is so dirty that plants have started growing on it, and are consuming it somehow. Why do I like the AN-72? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormpilot Posted July 25, 2021 Share Posted July 25, 2021 Because it’s S L AV IC Why polish? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffx Posted July 26, 2021 Share Posted July 26, 2021 (edited) Because poland exist Whats a thing? Edited July 26, 2021 by ffx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormpilot Posted July 26, 2021 Share Posted July 26, 2021 Poland. but why Poland? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 26, 2021 Share Posted July 26, 2021 Because "pole" /pole/, "the field", i.e. "steppe". Are there steppes on the Moon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 26, 2021 Share Posted July 26, 2021 Yes, but the grass has all died and there are no horses to ride. Why does that plane 5 posts back have such weird positioned jet engines? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 26, 2021 Share Posted July 26, 2021 It's useful for muddy runways to avoid the flying rocks and dirt. Why not everyone knows An-72? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben J. Kerman Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 Because everyone is more interested in the AN-225. How did Antonov make a plane with a fuselage over 7 meters wide?! (Hint: I am talking about the AN-225) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKSPBeginner Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 Third Impact Why is it that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 Time relativity isn't a thing in the congo. Why does a fan spin but a steering wheel turns? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 Aaah, but a fan can turn and a steering wheel can spin. Round Like a circle in a spiral Like a wheel within a wheel Never ending or beginning On an ever spinning reel Like a snowball down a mountain Or a carnival balloon Like a carousel that's turning Running rings around the moon Like a clock whose hands are sweeping Past the minutes of it's face And the world is like an apple Whirling silently in space Like the circles that you find In the windmills of your mind ! Like a tunnel that you follow To a tunnel of it's own Down a hollow to a cavern Where the sun has never shone, Like a door that keeps revolving In a half forgotten dream, Or the ripples from a pebble Someone tosses in a stream Like a clock whose hands are sweeping .... Keys that jingle in your pocket Words that jangle in your head Why did summer go so quickly ? Was it something that you said ? Lovers walk along a shore And leave their footprints in the sand Is the sound of distant drumming Just the fingers of your hand ? Pictures hanging in a hallway And the fragment of this song Half remembered names and faces But to whom do they belong ? He: when you knew That it was over You were suddenly aware That the autumn leaves were turning To the color Of her hair ! She: when you knew That it was over In the autumn of goodbyes For a moment You could not recall the color Of his eyes ! Like a circle in a spiral Like a wheel within a wheel Never ending or beginning On an ever spinning reel As the images unwind Like the circles That you find In the windmills of your mind ! So what was that about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 (edited) Geometry. It's like geography, but metric. 6 hours ago, Ben J. Kerman said: How did Antonov make a plane with a fuselage over 7 meters wide?! (Hint: I am talking about the AN-225) It was before 1.12, so TweakScale worked. Why is Fallout 3 blueish-green? Edited July 27, 2021 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 Because the car in the hat said so. why must i ask questions that cant ask the question why it questioned the question that questioned the question? 024107272021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 Because the answer that is answered must answer the answer that answered. Why not blue? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 Because sad. Is lemon yellow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuranAce Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 No yellow is lemon why is the moon big Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 Because it should be visible from everywhere. What if the Moon is flat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuranAce Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 It is flat, along with the earth. don't forget that the earth is the center of the universe. how do I breathe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormpilot Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 Choke on table how to TV? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 Because it rated well. Has anyone ever seen a politician do a back flip? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuranAce Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 perhaps how do i potaytoe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 Cut it off and pop it in a pot. Ever heard of the Van Buran project? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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