ColdJ Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 Because they would be sued by Minecraft/Microsoft. Why is Kerbin not a Torus? (Launching a rocket in the centre and flipping midway to land on the otherside would be fun.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 Because Kerbals love doughnuts and would try to eat it. Is Minecrasoft a game or a company? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 Nobody knows, but it is likely introduce a Masterchief and Aliens at some point. Why have I built beautiful worlds if the next update destroys them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicTech Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 Because humans are stubborn Why haven't I installed any of Nertea's mods (asides from Waterfall, I love what @Knight of St John did with it!)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 (edited) Because you feel your piloting skills not sufficiently perfect for those amusing mods and are afraid of damaging the ship. Why aren't the Kopernicus mods able to support Ptolemaic orbits? Edited October 29, 2021 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 Because Kerbal Pyramids don't fly. Why don't Pyramids fly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 Because the aliens don't want them too. Why are people so stupid sometimes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 Because even people can't be so stupid always. Why to circumnavigate the Mun by land instead of jumping up and waiting until it has rotated. ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOrbitalMechanic Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 Because the Mun is fake. Everyone knows it only has one side, and is projected onto the flat skybox by the Kerbilluminati. Where do the Kerbals live when they aren't at the Space Center? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 On the Space Rim. Why do we never see tsunami on Kerbin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted October 30, 2021 Share Posted October 30, 2021 Because Tsunami Kerbal is on a 5 year mission, To explore strange new worlds To seek out new life And new civilizations To boldly go where no Kerbal has gone before. Will we ever get Kerbals swimming again, like they did in 1.10.1? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 30, 2021 Share Posted October 30, 2021 We will. We should kick them out of boat. Why there are no catwalks between the KSC buildings? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted October 30, 2021 Share Posted October 30, 2021 To stop us from trying to fly under them. Where is the stunt plane course on Kerbin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOrbitalMechanic Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 In orbit. Spaceflight is the ultimate stunt. Why aren't Kerbals ever shown eating food? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 Because their model isn't equipped with throat. Do the kobbits live in the Kerbin hills? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 1, 2021 Share Posted November 1, 2021 Anybody here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted November 1, 2021 Share Posted November 1, 2021 Just for a sec. Possibly, but Kand people live in the desert. Be careful where you send an unmanned rover. How do you tell Bill, Bob and Jeb apart? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 1, 2021 Share Posted November 1, 2021 They get apart every time when a rocket explodes, Whose smile is wider? J, B, or B? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted November 1, 2021 Share Posted November 1, 2021 B's. Bobak Kerman's smile is biggest. Why can't i get a pet alligator? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 1, 2021 Share Posted November 1, 2021 (edited) Because you still have not eaten the rest of the pet hippopotamus, Wait... Did I confuse "pet" and "pot"? Edited November 1, 2021 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 Lets see. Have you read the Hairy Petter series by J.K.Growling? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 The one with Hawgwartz and Hug Read? No, never. (Honestly, never. Hardly got through the first page. But watched a lot of parodies.) Why did they not start writing the Hurry Putter as a parody from the very beginning? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 Because you need something that is not a parody to start with in order to have something to write a parody about. (I have read everything, so I know that Ron was actually a noble character and was only made a dunce in the movies because the producer had a crush on Hermoine.) How many homages to "The Seven Samurai" have there been? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 Six, because one samurai should be the overlord to receive them. 4 hours ago, ColdJ said: because the producer had a crush on Hermoine on the Hormone. *** Is the Squad Game more kind than Squid Game? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BekfastDerp13 Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 (edited) No, a squad can beat a squid. Why are Belgian waffles from Belgium, but French fries are from Belgium? Edited November 2, 2021 by BekfastDerp13 new page :O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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