kerbiloid Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 It's ok. This is a 'G'-soup. Waiter! There is a table under my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FahmiRBLX Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 *Takes table in the same manner as pulling a tablecloth* *Your bowl of soup fell to the floor* Got rid of your table. Enjoy your meal. Waiter, there's a Samsung Galaxy Note 9 in my soup! Spoiler I might get a Note 9 hype soon, but little chances of getting an actual Note 9 even my mum has one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 Don't worry. It is not considered like an incendiary ammo and not prohibited by the international laws, unlike the Galaxy Note 7. Waiter! I don't need your menu, I am just seeing its content right on your tablecloth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Arcitect Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 OK... Do you want to order... WAITER!! Why is there a can of WD-40 in my soup AND it's open? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FahmiRBLX Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 (edited) Because our chef wanna give the soup a smooth taste just like when you spray WD-40 onto a rusty wrench. Waiter, there's a Samsung Galaxy Note 7 in my soup! Gotta run for mah life!!! Spoiler @kerbiloid reminded me about the Note7 incident in his post. Edited February 6, 2019 by FahmiRBLXian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GRS Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 Then get out... Waiter...i got a forum game in my soup... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 5 hours ago, FahmiRBLXian said: there's a Samsung Galaxy Note 7 in my soup Yes, that's how we are keeping your soup hot. 4 hours ago, GRS said: i got a forum game in my soup... It just fell from the ceiling. *** Waiter! I've just entered the forum, and have a soup of notifications. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraston Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 That’s totally normal for being the best commenter on the forum. I have a Susie with an assault rifle in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Arcitect Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 Oh dear, sorry about the weapons *Throws gun in incinerator* Waiter!! Why is there a EA sticker in my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RealKerbal3x Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 (edited) I'm sorry, but you need a Legendary Loot Crate to obtain that information. Waiter, there's a Raptor engine in my soup! Edited February 7, 2019 by RealKerbal3x death to whitespace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GRS Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 Clean it up and use it for your craft. Well...i got some badges in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 28 minutes ago, RealKerbal3x said: Waiter, there's a Raptor engine in my soup! Stop watching Jurassic Park every night. It's just a chicken. 17 minutes ago, GRS said: Well...i got some badges in my soup. Your badger soup is delicious but probably pretty smelly. *** Waiter! Your cuisine is horrific. I've ordered a vegan soup made with distilled water. And it's full of bacteria corpses. You boiled them alive! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraston Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 I’m just doing my job sir, you should ask the cook instead. He seems like a genocidal maniac who would do that. Waiter! There are some leteters in comic sans in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GRS Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 (edited) *Calls @RealKerbal3x to throw it away* Waiter...i order TRIMENTRI soups !!!! (Trimentri = Immense Googolism that far Eclipsed The Universe, a Trimentri Planck Lengths will effortlessly Transcend the size of The Universe) Edited February 8, 2019 by GRS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Arcitect Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 Sorry but that soup is to hard for our cook to make. Try our WD-40 soup. Waiter!! I ordered Habitat not Lebensraum! Spoiler Lebensraum is habitat in german Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 9, 2019 Share Posted February 9, 2019 (edited) 10 hours ago, The_Arcitect said: Sorry but that soup is to hard for our cook to make. Try our WD-40 soup. Waiter!! I ordered Habitat not Lebensraum! Hide contents Lebensraum is habitat in german I'm sorry, but I must inform you: that of which your person is currently demanding is of the same definition as what it has previously ordered in the past, therefore begging the question I shall propose you, has this request been made for comical purposes? A joke, perhaps, with the intention of elevating your social status amongst your peers being of high probability? It is not wise to think otherwise, as your immoral attempt is truly visible for even the most humble in education in such a way that a wall of the most resilient bricks would be of less opacity. It is sad to live in times such as these, where the requesting of the Waiter is taken as mundane by not only your person, but by most of today's society to the point where you request for the calling of the waiter with no real, necessary intentions in mind, but to partake in a menial, and, frankly, dehumanizing practice such as this. I hope it has become clear for you that the mistake you have just commited has had serious impacts in not only my journey throughout being of active metabolism in the planet we call our home, but in your compatriots' as well. Your person, by performing this spiteful act, has demoralized all of us, living beings, in this closed environment, and will remind us for the rest of our lives together with our darkest nightmares, with the only difference between these undesirable nightly hallucinations and the insulting act your person has performed being that the latter has happened in the true, vivid world. It is shameful that this act is of no real consequence in your thought processes, and, being truthful, it makes me fear for worse scenarios. It could be true of which, perhaps, in your mental world, ending a fellow sentient being's metabolistic activities would be also of no consequence, be it moral or physical? What little standards, if any, are still present and still respected by your person? Clearly, it is logical for all of us to recognize that the possibility of that of which none of these are considered by you as valid is of a value much too high to be disregarded as non-fitting with a model containing the absolute truths of the universe we partake our existence in. This very fact makes my being wishful to any entities of existence containing a greater complexity and power over the elements than ours that, one day, your being realizes the wrongdoings it has performed against others, especially when the people it has interacted with during these despisable acts have done nothing of unethical morality against you, and successfully recognizes these as acts of which it would have been better to not have done in the irreversible arrow of time of which we know, creating a feeling of which we all know as regret. Shame on you, whoms't'd've recently just demonstrated a frighteningly deep lack of empathy towards these whoms't'd've have desired no evil to happen upon you. Waiter there's letters in my soup r/iamverysmart Edited February 9, 2019 by Guest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraston Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 Then fish them out and spell out your post instead. wait Waiter! The soup created a nuclear fireball that incinerated the entire city the restaurant was in! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GRS Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 *Reverts time* enjoy your meal. Waiter ! My soup is a Weeb !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Arcitect Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 OK, *Dumps out soup into sink* *Open can of Jet A-1* is this what you ordered? Waiter! why is there a salad in my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GRS Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 Sbiis Saibian dropped his Saladgahlah here. Waiter, i got KSP 1.6 in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Triop Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 -waiter-theres-a-_____________-in-my-soup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Arcitect Posted March 21, 2019 Share Posted March 21, 2019 On 2/11/2019 at 8:29 PM, GRS said: Sbiis Saibian dropped his Saladgahlah here. Waiter, i got KSP 1.6 in my soup. Welp, better preserve it before it's 1.7... On 2/11/2019 at 11:33 PM, Triop said: -waiter-theres-a-_____________-in-my-soup Wait, how did a customer get into the soup? still, Waiter, there's a dissolving flag in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GRS Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 Its just a Flag shaped Foam. Waiter, i got -100! In my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 No problem, it's a methane soup. Waiter! Please, send from me a fly to that guy's soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FahmiRBLX Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 (edited) *Opens a container with a fly* *Fly lands in your soup* Nope, the fly has its own mind. *Your bowl of soup flies* No refunds. Your order again, please. Edited March 22, 2019 by FahmiRBLXian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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