Abel Military Services Posted March 26, 2023 Share Posted March 26, 2023 Granted... Wait wrong thread Waiter! Should I wish for a Death Note? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 26, 2023 Share Posted March 26, 2023 No need in the notes. Just select from the Death Menu. Waiter! Why is this Coke-Cola so flammable? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 We use crude oil to give it that nice dark colouring. Waiter, there is a Calvin Ball in my soup. What is my next move? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 Call police. Waiter! When I ordered Scotch, I meant a scotch tape, not a bottle of smelly liquid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbalsaurus Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 Sorry, we’re using the scotch tape to hold up the bowl. Waiter, there’s the Albanian Constitution in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 (edited) Wrong thread? All bans are there: Waiter! Why is this soup glowing blue? Edited March 28, 2023 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 That is actually a slushie from the dispenser, your soup is in the bowl not the cup. Waiter, my opponent hit B2 and sunk my battleship, now my soup is all over the table. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 Why were you playing a Man-o-war cover on your B2 bass guitar sitting at the diner table? Waiter! Why is this napkin so familiar to me? Haven't I used it previously? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 Sir, It's the fake memory syrup in the soup working, so please ignore it. Waiter! Meme please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 As you wish, sir. Meh. Meh. Waiter! Some bee vomit, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbalsaurus Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 Odd request. But none of our bees are sick right now. Waiter! There deep philosophical questions in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 It's deep, it doesn't hurt you. 57 minutes ago, Kerbalsaurus said: Odd request. But none of our bees are sick right now. The bee vomit is called "honey". *** Waiter! No spoon! There is no spoon. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted March 31, 2023 Share Posted March 31, 2023 Who uses spoons to eat steak? Waiter! There's a K-class scenario in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 Yes, this soup is K-classified. You don't have permissions to eat it. Bartender! Does the cockroach swimming in the juice mean that it's beetlejuice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 Eww. Gross. Waiter! Shark Punch Fist please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbalcommander563 Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 Sure. Waiter! There's a clock in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted April 2, 2023 Share Posted April 2, 2023 Clock's ticking, please finish your meal quickly. Waiter! Google server please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbalcommander563 Posted April 5, 2023 Share Posted April 5, 2023 How may I help you, or are you feeling lucky? Waiter! there are kerbal funds in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted April 7, 2023 Share Posted April 7, 2023 Well, that's how we deal with funds. Waiter! RSS/RO plz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 7, 2023 Share Posted April 7, 2023 A minute. Our cook will sharpen his cleaver to slice the RSSRO. Waiter! Catch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunas Only Moon Posted April 13, 2023 Share Posted April 13, 2023 Waiter, There's a noodle in my tomato soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 13, 2023 Share Posted April 13, 2023 It's an instant noodle. It's always there. Waiter! Instant pizza, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JcoolTheShipbuilder Posted April 13, 2023 Share Posted April 13, 2023 8 minutes ago, kerbiloid said: It's an instant noodle. It's always there. Waiter! Instant pizza, please. Whoops! put too much! now it is soup pizza! Waiter! why is my soup a pizza topping now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little 908 Posted April 13, 2023 Share Posted April 13, 2023 Waiter! theres a 2016 Jeep Wrangler Sport S 4WD in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted April 14, 2023 Share Posted April 14, 2023 We're not a car shop. Waiter! My soup is made of hypergolic fuel! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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