Scarecrow71 Posted February 6, 2022 Share Posted February 6, 2022 Sorry, we are fresh out. Waiter, my soup appears to be a Mimic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted February 6, 2022 Share Posted February 6, 2022 Thank you for dining with us, sir! Waiter! Why is a rock from Eve in here? And also, we must applaud the entrance of our contestant, Page #137!applause sounds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 6, 2022 Share Posted February 6, 2022 It's an extrakerbestrial music day. Waiter! Please, a bowl and two fingers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted February 7, 2022 Share Posted February 7, 2022 Sorry, but the bowl ate the fingers. Customer: I'd like some positivity please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 7, 2022 Share Posted February 7, 2022 It's AAA battery, take the plus. Cook! A cookie for the cookie thread, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akagi Posted February 7, 2022 Share Posted February 7, 2022 We don't serve cookies, this is a dead-Kerbal resturant. C: W, there's an @ColdJ in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venusian Explorer Posted February 7, 2022 Share Posted February 7, 2022 Sorry, we had to cooldown the soup, and we don't even have more ice on the frezzer, neither we have a frezzer. Waiter! There's a Hype Train ticket in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akagi Posted February 7, 2022 Share Posted February 7, 2022 cHUGGA cHUGGA cHOO cHOO Waiter, there's a FRANXX in my soup and it "thoroughly refuses" to leave! That's its words! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted February 7, 2022 Share Posted February 7, 2022 Ah, we barely care. Drink the soup with all your might. Here's a ladle. Waiter! Can you make my soup spicier? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 8, 2022 Share Posted February 8, 2022 Of course. Have a handul of sand into it, Don't be afraid, it's the spice sand from Dune, look at these worm craps around. Waiter! Are these sausages wormsages, or why are they moving? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted February 8, 2022 Share Posted February 8, 2022 They're wormsages! Enjoy our most exotic dish. Waiter! Why is my soup campaigning for a president? It literally has a sign! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted February 8, 2022 Share Posted February 8, 2022 Waiter: It is a sign of the times, anything can be president these days. Customer: I asked for soup and got the Sloop John B instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akagi Posted February 9, 2022 Share Posted February 9, 2022 Yes. Didn't you read the sign? This is a sloop counter! C: W, there's an army of army ants in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venusian Explorer Posted February 9, 2022 Share Posted February 9, 2022 Those are my Ants! Do not kill them! Waiter!!! My soup is under attack!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted February 9, 2022 Share Posted February 9, 2022 Then you should attack it, too. Stop crying, I won't comfort you. I'm not sympathetic, if I say so myself. Spoiler That was satirical, I'm sympathetic and/or empathetic Waiter! My soup is spelled psuo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 10, 2022 Share Posted February 10, 2022 Our cook's hands are shaking after the yesterday, take your spnoo and reorder the leettrs. Waiter! This artichoke looks choked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted February 11, 2022 Share Posted February 11, 2022 Yes Sir, freshly choked this morning. Customer: 4 coloured carrot soup please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 11, 2022 Share Posted February 11, 2022 Your boiled carrots from four sorts of coloured soil and water. Waiter! Brahminbecue, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted February 11, 2022 Share Posted February 11, 2022 Just a stick. Waiter! Bill, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venusian Explorer Posted February 11, 2022 Share Posted February 11, 2022 Oh, you asked for a bill? sorry, we only have Ribmund and Val. You... want to try it? Waiter! This soup is saying random Cyrillic phrases! And it's waving a Soviet union flag! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted February 12, 2022 Share Posted February 12, 2022 Oh no... that was for our Soviet customer! We're so sorry, sir. Here's a free cheeseburger from McDonalds, fresh yesterday. Exposed to air - kitchen air. Waiter! Who told you to put the whole menu in one bowl? There's fried rice here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 12, 2022 Share Posted February 12, 2022 The fried rice is all we have, and all you get. Waiter! I ordered a burrito, and you have brought a taco. Close it immediately! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted February 12, 2022 Share Posted February 12, 2022 Sad to say, the burrito was cursed. It caused the plague we now know as Partying At The Sea. Waiter! What is your name? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 12, 2022 Share Posted February 12, 2022 The waiters don't have names. They lack personalities. That's why they need the on-chest captions to be distinguished. Waiter! Is it 1795 or 1796 old bottle of Coca-Cola? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted February 12, 2022 Share Posted February 12, 2022 Waiter: Ahh, here Sir, put these rose coloured glasses on. There you go now you can see I have brought you a 1975 bottle. Customer: A bowl of cola soup and a packet of Mentos please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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