Fraston Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 here is your caprese salad. I would like a ray of sunshine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 You get an X-ray of sunshine, Please, some fresh cookie for those two in Steal the cookie thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraston Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 Here is your cookie, carved into balsa wood. I NEEDAH MONSTAH TA CLOBBAH DAT DERE KERBEH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nivee~ Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 Here's your 'Spelling 101: Handy rules and simple exercises' textbook. I have a sudden craving for eating fish...even a shark or a dolphin would do, please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planet-creations Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 Here you go. *hands you a plate of the kraken fresh from space* I would like to order some kerbals. Oh wait... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ho Lam Kerman Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 (edited) I'll go get the manager. I'd like popcorn. Edited July 19, 2018 by Ho Lam Kerman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 At the moment we are out of popcorn. But you can order pushcorn, swapcorn, or mergecorn. Heard, you are out of popcorn? No problem. A fireball, a unicorn - you get a meat popcorn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted July 15, 2018 Share Posted July 15, 2018 Hi, could I have the olive-free-olive loaf-flavored olive please? Here's your tip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboslacker Posted July 15, 2018 Share Posted July 15, 2018 ... Here's a loaf of bread! I want some bread, but without any plants in it. I don't believe in eating plants, or plant products. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 Some Mandrakes? Okay, here are your earmuffs, Mandrake coming up! (I forgot to put on earmuffs, so I hear the cry of the Mandrake and drop dead) New customer: Hi, could I have the olive-free-olive loaf-flavored olive please? Here's your tip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 18, 2018 Share Posted July 18, 2018 Stop showing off, and eat your cabbage. Waiter! I heard somebody mentioned Mandrake here? But Mandrake is obsolete now, and even Mandriva is. Do you have some Mageia? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted July 18, 2018 Share Posted July 18, 2018 Magic? Here y'go! ( the magic food instantly disappears due to being Magyk and having a mind of its own and not wanting to be eaten.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RealKerbal3x Posted July 18, 2018 Share Posted July 18, 2018 Please order sir, or get out of Jeb’s Diner. I would kill for a dead sheep, waiter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 19, 2018 Share Posted July 19, 2018 The dead sheep orders you to kill for her. (While the previous poster is away, eats his meals whatever it was). Waiter! Some tip for you. Never leave your food alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dressian Exploder Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 One fool's scone coming up sir! I'd like some minmus dessert Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pascovian Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 ok, Desert Rock comin' right away! I want a Deodorant xD "Meat" Shield Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minmus Derp Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 One Jool cake, coming right up! I would like a LOX-flavoured icecream with an SRB on top. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraston Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 Here is your monopropellant steak. I would like a quadruple-patty burger, with lettuce, tomato, onion, ketchup and mustard, and American cheese, with a small fry and a medium vanilla shake with salted caramel and Twix. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pascovian Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 Quad-SRB Coming up! i'd like an icee frappe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 A cracking map? Not sure where you'll go with that... You there! I'd like a small kookie plz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 But your friend @The Minmus Derp has already taken allour kooikes. Better ask him before he hides them in the hill. Food. Eat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RealKerbal3x Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 Here is your food, cooked on the nose of a Space Shuttle during reentry. It’s a bit crispy. A retextured LV-T30, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraston Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 Here's your primitive warp-dr-er aerospike. That's a reference to something I did to the config files. I made the aerospike have ridiculous thrust, like 1000 times thrust. A powerful skipper please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 31 minutes ago, Fraston said: <skip> Skipped upon your request. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted October 6, 2018 Share Posted October 6, 2018 You get a heaping bowl of nothing. I want a fly soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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