Jeb's Diner

[Fraston]

here is your caprese salad.

I would like a ray of sunshine.

[kerbiloid]

You get an X-ray of sunshine,

Please, some fresh cookie for those two in Steal the cookie thread.

[Fraston]

Here is your cookie, carved into balsa wood.

I NEEDAH MONSTAH TA CLOBBAH DAT DERE KERBEH!

[Nivee~]

Here's your 'Spelling 101: Handy rules and simple exercises' textbook.

I have a sudden craving for eating fish...even a shark or a dolphin would do, please?

[planet-creations]

Here you go. *hands you a plate of the kraken fresh from space*

 

 

 

 

 

I would like to order some kerbals.

Oh wait...

[Ho Lam Kerman]

I'll go get the manager.

I'd like popcorn.

Edited July 19, 2018 by Ho Lam Kerman

[kerbiloid]

At the moment we are out of popcorn. But you can order pushcorn, swapcorn, or mergecorn.

Heard, you are out of popcorn? No problem. A fireball, a unicorn  - you get a meat popcorn.

[HansonKerman]

Hi, could I have the olive-free-olive loaf-flavored olive please? Here's your tip.

[roboslacker]

...

Here's a loaf of bread!

I want some bread, but without any plants in it. I don't believe in eating plants, or plant products.

[HansonKerman]

Some Mandrakes? Okay, here are your earmuffs, Mandrake coming up!

(I forgot to put on earmuffs, so I hear the cry of the Mandrake and drop dead)

New customer: Hi, could I have the olive-free-olive loaf-flavored olive please? Here's your tip.

[kerbiloid]

Stop showing off, and eat your cabbage.

Waiter! I heard somebody mentioned Mandrake here? But Mandrake is obsolete now, and even Mandriva is. Do you have some Mageia?

[HansonKerman]

Magic? Here y'go!

( the magic food instantly disappears due to being Magyk and having a mind of its own and not wanting to be eaten.)

[RealKerbal3x]

Please order sir, or get out of Jeb’s Diner.

I would kill for a dead sheep, waiter.

[kerbiloid]

The dead sheep orders you to kill for her.

(While the previous poster is away, eats his meals whatever it was).
Waiter! Some tip for you. Never leave your food alone.

[The Dressian Exploder]

One fool's scone coming up sir!

I'd like some minmus dessert

 

[Pascovian]

ok, Desert Rock comin' right away!

I want a Deodorant xD "Meat" Shield

[The Minmus Derp]

One Jool cake, coming right up! 

I would like a LOX-flavoured icecream with an SRB on top.

[Fraston]

Here is your monopropellant steak.

I would like a quadruple-patty burger, with lettuce, tomato, onion, ketchup and mustard, and American cheese, with a small fry and a medium vanilla shake with salted caramel and Twix.

[Pascovian]

Quad-SRB Coming up!

i'd like an icee frappe.

[HansonKerman]

A cracking map? Not sure where you'll go with that...

You there! I'd like a small kookie plz

[kerbiloid]

But your friend @The Minmus Derp has already taken allour kooikes. Better ask him before he hides them in the hill.

 

Food. Eat.

[RealKerbal3x]

Here is your food, cooked on the nose of a Space Shuttle during reentry. It’s a bit crispy.

A retextured LV-T30, please.

[Fraston]

Here's your primitive warp-dr-er aerospike.

That's a reference to something I did to the config files.

I made the aerospike have ridiculous thrust, like 1000 times thrust.

A powerful skipper please

[kerbiloid]

31 minutes ago, Fraston said:

<skip>

Skipped upon your request.

[Kernel Kraken]

You get a heaping bowl of nothing.

I want a fly soup.