Tex Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Granted, but now some people will forget to grant wishes.I wish for the ability to teleport. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LVL 9001 Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 (edited) ` Edited February 7, 2021 by LVL 9001 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Granted. They also believe things that are not true, such as that you landed 20000 liquid fuel on Jool. They are very disappointed.I wish for a plate that's less massive than 1 milligram and with a total surface area of 1 meter^2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LVL 9001 Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 (edited) ` Edited February 7, 2021 by LVL 9001 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felsmak Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 (edited) Granted. You become extremely intoxicated and start to think it would be a good idea to upload some very embarrassing pictures of yourself.I wish for a spoon. Edited January 10, 2015 by Felsmak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Granted,but it switchs and you get a fork.I wish for a burner to cook my marshmallows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Granted. You get a cooker to burn your marshmallows.I wish I could cook well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chezburgar7300 Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Granted, but you can only cook under pressure of death.I wish I could make working shuttles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 Granted. You can now make drive-to-airport transport service vehicles that don't fly. They're a little less useful than the shuttles you probably meant.I wish for a pressure cooker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 Granted. The pressure that results from the fear of it exploding causes you to panic and throw it away.I wish I had a dish of fish that couldn't swish and could squish a hamburger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal01 Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 granted, but they can make 3 point shots with extreme accuracy. i wish for my own personal lunar taxi F9 and Dragon V2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Rarity Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 Granted, but they are just scale models.I wish to become a Black Hole Enthusiast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Engineer of Stuff Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 Granted, but you go on a site seeing adventure to one.I wish for bananas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Granted. You get little yellow pills wearing overalls.I wish that carrying giant hunks of metal was easier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Granted,you get HUGE muscles but they fall back on you,causing the metal to fall on you. I wish that i could timewarp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cicatrix Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Granted, you timewarped past the point you could save yourself from a potentially lethal situation.I wish I could 'revert to launch' in real life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prof. Endwalker Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Granted. Along with that ability, kraken forces also exist, and tear your craft apart.I wish for a real life Kraken egg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Granted. Kraken eggs are planets, apparently..You get crushed.I wish for my bed to be made out of the fabric of time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cicatrix Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Granted, since the fabric of time apparently have no electrons you fall through it.I wish my watches were precise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinglet Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 They now have very precise cutting lasers.Now you are blind and burned.I wish for deuterium oxide inside a radiation proof container. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cicatrix Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Granted, your heavy water is now perfectly shielded from radiation outside it. You happen to be outside too and get a lethal dose.I wish for nuclear tobacco. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 and get a lethal dose.Heavy water isn't radioactive in its normal form, probably just about as radioactive as normal water.Granted. You get tobacco in the form of a tobacco atom. It's too small to do anything with.I wish for normal water to be extremely unstable and radioactive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sampa Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 granted, but it breaks down so fast, you break your leg when you try to go swimming in it.I wish metals couldn't corrode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cicatrix Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 granted, but it breaks down so fast, you break your leg when you try to go swimming in it.I wish metals couldn't corrode.That means oxidizers stop oxidizing and hemoglobin in your blood stops transporting oxygen in your brain... you die.I wish plutonium wasn't radioactive.(p.s. I meant heavy water is shielded from outside radiation LOL) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Granted. Because of this, the core of the Earth is no longer heated by decaying plutonium, causing the planet to cool down and causes all of the magma in the Earth to solidify. Because of this, mountains are no longer created and slowly erode, screwing up ecosystems and the water cycle, causing everyone to perish from starvation.I wish that one of our teachers at my high school was still alive and didn't die over the weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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